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  1. Oh, these women!...

    South Africa
    My wife has always been supportive towards me buying an Alfa, both financially and otherwise. Just recently, when I wanted to buy the red Gtv from Gp, I phoned her at work and asked to borrow money. No problem, she said. No she makes an about turn. 'Why do you need a second car? You don't even...
  2. Women drivers!

    Alfa GTA
    Namely my wife who 'parked' on the wheel arch of another car in her works car park today grazing the front edge of the NS rear wheel arch, and the full face of three of the hoops on the teledial alloy. She's looking at getting the other car repaired at what ever the cost will be. I've suggested...
  3. voice control women

    Alfa Giulietta
    Is it just me or is the voice control women deaf?:) mine hears the intial command very easily. Like call home. But when she confirms call home now, i reply yes and she never hears unless I look like an idiot and shout YES! I love the voice control system very smart compared to some, but Open...
  4. We all need a 'Good Women' in our lives!

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    Irrefutable proof that a good women can bring balance and stability into your life.
  5. women drivers only ?

    South East
    i am thinking of organizing a run in the south east for female drivers. any one interested please let me know thanks.
  6. The wisdom of women...

    Alfa 164 & 166
    Quote from Mrs Disgusted: "If it [the 166] aggravates you so much, why don't you drive something else?"
  7. alfa romeo for women

    General Alfa Discussion
    Hi all welcome. I'm here for the first time and wanted to advise you. wants to buy Alfa Romeo didn't know what mode? ... I like them all but I have to choose one of up to 6000 pounds Please help me:) Olivia
  8. That's women for you...

    South Africa
    Okay, I've been looking at the 159 now and test drove all the available ones in the Western Cape and liked them all! There are several available models that I'd be looking at: Red with sunroof, Black with no extras, white with sunroof, red with boot spoiler, silver with sunroof... My wife was...
  9. Women in the south...

    South Central
    Following on from a topic I saw somewhere...think it was on pistonheads...have we got any alfa loving women in this area?
  10. Blue and me women not listening to 2nd command

    ICE & Blue&Me
    My blue and me system works to a degree. one of the problems i have is you can say a command and the car understands but can action 2nd command. For example if i say "Call home" it will say "Call home now" I then say "Yes" or "Call" but then it just keeps saying "Call home now?" and won't...
  11. Is this an insult to women ......

    Way Off Topic
    .... or a damn fine idea? Special car park for women Personally I'm not fussed for the purple and pink decor, :vomit: and I can usually get into a standard width parking space - eventually :rolleyes: But that extra 3ft width in each parking space should keep my car ding free :thumbs: So...
  12. Women!!!

    Rant Room
    All of them are the same....and in need of one thing only!!! (Sorry if this has caused offence to anyone, but I feel sad right now!)
  13. women?????

    General Alfa Discussion
    drove past a nice clean gtv today,and my wife said '' what an ugly car,i prefer the look of a toyota rav4" suppose god never intended them to design cars.:lol:
  14. Italian Women

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Hi, can someone please tell me what the woman says when i start my 156 2.4 20v. Thanks Degs:cry:
  15. Who says women don't know how to park?

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    All my own work, and no, it didn't take long :D:D:D:D Not only was Gibbo impressed, but a passerby commented on my parking skills :D
  16. Is it possable to get Exhaust box that dosen't arouse women?

    Alfa 164 & 166
    Right there is a whacking great hole in my exhaust back box. I don't fancy paying alfa £480 so here are my choices. I'm not sure if I want a stainless steal thing. It puts my insurance up I'm happy to pay this if it actually give me more power but I doubt it will. they can be very noisy and...
  17. Women just don't understand cars!!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Do you think she posted here by mistake???
  18. roud and women

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  19. finally... we have proof about the truth about women

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  20. Are women ever happy ?

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    Are they ????? :rant: They'll always find something to ***** about !!! Or is it just my experiences ???