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  1. What a PLONKER!!!!

    Alfa Giulietta
    Is there a way to disable the "unlock boot only" option, on the key fob? Yesterday I locked the key fob in the boot and had to get a friend to drive me 20 miles home and back again, to get the spare key.
  2. plonker plod!!!!

    General Motoring Discussion
    Get done for speeding on 1-10-13, 3 points and £60 fine for doing 36 in a 30....... anyway yesterday I still haven't had my licences back from police so phoned up central ticketing office and after I gave them my details they said I should of been fined £100 :( but was also told that there is a...
  3. What a plonker!

    General Motoring Discussion
    Well, he is a plonker.:lol: Lolo tombe dans le Port de Saint Martin en Ré en Yamaha FJR 1300 - YouTube
  4. Plonker

    General Alfa Discussion
    Does this look like a 2.4jtd Brera :rolleyes: and its a trade seller :tut: 2006 ALFA ROMEO Brera 2.4 JTDM
  5. What a plonker

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Did my regular oil level check this morning then drove to the park with my daughter. Its only about a mile away. I was driving around the third and last round a bout when I heard a clunk. The park was only a couple of hundred yards away so thought nothing of it. Once I parked up I realised...
  6. What a plonker!!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Just scraped the side of my car on a parked car trying to squeeze past a bin truck taking the little un to school :o . Damage isn't too bad nothing that my mobile bodyshop man won't be able to sort for a couple of hundred quid no doubt :cry:.....but the major worry is the 'vdc system failure'...
  7. what a plonker! HELP PLEASE?

    Alfa 145 & 146
    i`ve put too much oil in my 146 got half a mile down the road and huge clouds of smoke started coming out the exhaust, alarmed i pulled over and turned it off and left it around the corner from my house. should i ring my mechanic in the morning and get him to sort it or is there something i can...
  8. Desperate Dan - What a plonker!

    Alfa 164 & 166
    I disconnected my battery. Closed the boot lid. Couldn't then get to the battery to re-connect it because the boot locking mechanism is electric! Had to poke a bean cane through the hole in the seats till the contacts met - whilst my 6 year old daughter repeatedly pressed the boot release...
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