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  1. Spacer question. Sorry in advance on behalf of the idiots! Lol !

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Spacer question. Now I have a question. I almost don't want to ask as I've seen the way spacer questions tend to go on here.....we all know which over opinionated members we are talking about. So I don't need to know anything about how dangerous they are...(I'm going hubcentric and I've used...
  2. Same album over and over again WHY Ahhhhhh lol

    ICE & Blue&Me
    Hi All Our usb stick if full of albums and our 159 did play them all but in last week it has decided to only recognise 1 album and thats it I took the usb in the house thinking that some reason all the albums have been wiped off but no there all still on the stick it just only plays the same...
  3. My Illegal plate lol

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    I forgot to post a pic of when i got a plate made up to suit the car . I think Gertie wanted me to do it :biglaugh: Car Engine = Mixed Nitrous System , So number plated fitted well , it did come with the car i didnt buy it :biglaugh: Ignore the dirty 156 its my parts car :paperbag:
  4. Lol another 147 aux question!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Right,so im due to take delivery of my 147 on saturday and me being considered youth of today i need to be able to bang out my fake music as loud as possible when driving. After reading multiple threads on this everyone seems very confused as do i. Considering some of these posts are quiet old...
  5. In need of alfa parts lol

    Introduce Yourself
    Does any have a drivers side window switch for a gt also after a back and front bumper in silver any donations will be recieved gladly ha ha will pay reasonable prices if needed many thanks clifford
  6. 147 1.6ts 8 errors too much for title area lol - MAF/Lambda issue?

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    I've had this issue a little while - like many people I guess, time is short and being able to leave the car at the garage and being car-less is something I've been putting off, as the only issue was when it is cold and needing to warm it up for a few mins. Anyway: 2001 (y) Alfa 147 1.6ts 105...
  7. Mot? FAIL! Lol.. :)

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Ok, that special time of year came around that's dear to us all... MOT time! Vader failed. Emissions OTT (probably should have remembered to put the precats back in!!), steering gaitor split with play in the arm and 0% efficiency on n/a handbrake. What's the chances it's just the cable on the...
  8. TN I'm looking for you! Or at least I think it's you, lol!

    South Africa
    Did you mention a while back you have a shelf full of NORD cams for sale for 150??? Or who was it? I'm going to be in jhb this Friday, was wondering if I could stop over and maybe collect 2 or 3 :rolleyes:
  9. Newbie looking for some Alfa info...be nice I drive an m3 lol

    Introduce Yourself
    Well this is something new for me... Alfa forums! I'm looking for a new possible car for the wife and have always had a soft spot for alfas. I'm generally a vauxhall man but recently bought an e46 m3 which is mainly a 3rd car cos I have a van for work and we have the family wagon as well...
  10. Gtv playing up now im selling lol! Battery drain.... Alternator or something else?

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Hi Guys, Its funny I don't think alfas like to change owners, Jake a chap on here who lives just down the road from me was selling his perfect good gt, when he sold it the day the chap came to collect it the speedo stopped working! :cheese: Im having a similar problem :lol: my ph1 ts gtv has...
  11. Lots of Error Messages lol.

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Hi guys, I have recently purchased a 2001 147 selespeed, 2.0. For the first few weeks I had no problems, and now all of a sudden I'm getting lots of little errors appear, the other day randomly it flashed up "selespeed system failure", then changed gear up and down without problem lol. Other...
  12. im new lol

    Introduce Yourself
    hi just bought a alfa 147 and enjoying it :cool:, :thumbs:, and its very comfortable inside.
  13. Operation stealth swap! lol!

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Hello guys, just a bit of fun :lol: :lol: im currently selling my spider project, i no longer have the time to work on her as i commute 140 miles a day and the free time goes on my baby Gtv. As it happens I came across a beautiful fully restored spider and i have just had to have it, so I bought...
  14. Oh dear look what the wife did lol

    Alfa GTA
    Does anyone have a second hand bumper for sale, wife rang me to say she parked up at school and hit the kerb parking up and said the bumper is hanging a bit. Look what I came home to
  15. Just taken my GT to the doctors lol

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    so my GT JTS has finally going to the doctors aka the garage the symptoms were: driving rough, poor handling, engine struggling to start, low mpg, and all the other symptoms of a misfire Diagnostic was a misfire on cylinder one after a compression test and a wet test said to be the valves...
  16. Need some info n wisdom lol

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    so today i picked up my ignition coils for my GT JTS £190 for all 4 from Fiat/alfa ( who actually matched the prices i found online the original price they quoted me was £90 for each coil plus vat ) so cheers for that didnt have time to pick up my spark plugs the car was misfiring and...
  17. groan lol

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    hi, when my cars cold on pulling away theres a groan noise can allso be hurd in first gear going slow once warm it almost goes away i have no trouble selecting any gear and at first thought it was the diff but after looking about i think it could be something to do with the clutch , has anybody...
  18. hello and help lol 156 2.4 jtd

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Hello im sorry for the early help thread as ive just joined,i bought a 2.4 jtd 156 needing a new turbo,have fitted new turbo but now can`t get the ruddy thing to start lol. I tried connecting priming pump between filter connection and pump but not sure i took right hose off to prime with. I...
  19. 1 Alfa Short of a Full Garage :lol:

    Introduce Yourself
    Hi All, I'm new to the site and never owned an Alfa before. I've been looking for a 2nd car for a few months now and I think? I've found what I'd like, A GTV (916). Unfortunately, I've never seen one up close, sat in one or driven one. I am a real virgin regrading Alfas, but I have been...
  20. Arrgh, electrical gremlins

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    D`oh nearly 4 years of ownership and no intermittent electrical faults (a few total failures though :lol:) and now, firstly the immobiliser starts to not pick up the key code, either does it first time, or needs 2 or 3 goes. Then, whilst fiddling with the steering column/cowl the bggering...
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