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  1. funny story/word of warning..feel free to laugh!!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    ok so I will start by saying I broke my own cardinal rule of never going to any of the national chains such as kwik fit,ATS or the company in question here national tyres and Autocare.. But I needed alignment and thought what could possibly go wrong...? they can do that right..? so I printed...
  2. This made me laugh at the NEC

    The Classic Alfa Romeos
    A smidge better than mine but not much in it, I wonder if it will sell?
  3. I had to laugh....

    General Alfa Discussion
    Obviously the advertising standards authority (ASA) had a laugh as well and threw it out!!!!! ASA Ruling on Fiat Group Automobiles UK Ltd Fiat Group Automobiles UK Ltd t/a Alfa Romeo 240 Bath Road Slough Berkshire SL1 4DX Date: 22 July 2015 Media: Television Sector: Motoring Number of...
  4. Genuine Exhaust question (don't laugh)

    Alfa Giulietta
    I have a G with the MA endive, now I have always wanted to make it the twin exit look, for balance more than anything thing. My question is (this is a serious one and I expect a ribbing for it) can I fit the diesel exhaust to my MA? I genuinely don't know if it is even remotely...
  5. Alfa Gets the last Laugh

    General Alfa Discussion
    For 3 yrs i ran a 2006 159 jtd 160k on the clock befoe selling last year. I commute 70 miles a day and did european hols in it. In that time in our staff car park wev'e had £20k mercedes e class and bmw diesel 3 series both less than 4 yrs old towed away for breakdowns Today was the best my...
  6. Alfa`s unreliable hey! pah your having a laugh

    General Alfa Discussion
    Well i just wanted to give some praise to my 156 v6 which has just gone through its 5th mot under my ownership with only its first 2 advisories in all that time (headlamps hazing slightly) but my mechanic did say the light emitted was still as it should be. Ive done my own servicing in the...
  7. Letr's have a laugh;)

    Alfa Giulietta
    So, I have collected my brand spanking new G less than 2 weeks ago. Done about 500 miles. Saturday morning we set off to Gatwick for a flight to Norway.. There was about 20ltrs of fuel left in tank so first stop was a petrol station at 4am.. 40ltrs added and a very nice 120 miles of motorway...
  8. Even I had to laugh unbelievable

    Alfa Giulietta
    Ha Ha You couldn't make it up! If I want my reversing lights and parking sensors to work I just press the button for the heated rear screen AND THE PASSENGER SIDE REVERSING LIGHT AND THE REAR PARKING SENSORS ARE WORKING ALL THE TIME! Even I had to laugh what a shambles! What Varaiva's have done...
  9. Lets All Laugh At Newcastle

    North East
    Former Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear has confirmed that he has been appointed as their new director of football. Newcastle fans are not happy! Newcastle Fans Not For Kinnear | Channelbee - YouTube
  10. Laugh or cry?

    South Africa
    Look at these wonkers from Topgear in the Alfa Challenge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPbCczP3wQ
  11. Cry or Laugh

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Alfa Romeo gto sale or swap in East Kilbride, South Lanarkshire | Used Alfa Romeo for sale | Gumtree.com
  12. If you're in Bradford today and fancy a laugh

    Yorkshire
    Come and watch my company football team attempt to win the one in a million celebrity football tournament at 5alive indoor soccer. 5 A Live Soccer Centre Ltd. It's for Char-i-dee no less :D One in a Million Charity 5-a-side Football Competition | One In A Million Sean
  13. GT owners - laugh or cry at this.

    General Alfa Discussion
    This will make you laugh or cry. My neighbour wakes up one frosty morning last week, and decides not to thaw his rear window, but to reverse straight into my beloved GT - totalling the door. :cry: GT has now gone to get a new door fitted, and I was provided with a hire car, and was told I'd...
  14. Fancy a laugh at someone elses expense?

    Republic of Ireland
    Right lads, I'm going to do the shave or dye thing but I'll dye a silly colour for a couple of weeks then shave me barnet. I'll stick up a few pics for your amusement. I have a mycharity link so if anyone has a couple of quid after the wishbones and timing belts have been done its for a really...
  15. Buying 147 without keys. - don't laugh!

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    So am planning on buying a black '51 1.6 147 at a seized auction. For the price I reckon it'll go for/I am willing to pay, I'll still make money if I break it. It's got a long mot on it so best case scenario, it still runs but it doesn't come with keys so worst case scenario, it doesn't have...
  16. I'm a stupid n00b - this will probably make you laugh

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    or facepalm! When I saw an under bonnet picture of 2.5L V6 I was like woah this thing must be so fast it's got 2 engines! Obviously I'm quite as daft as that but that's what it looks like to me.
  17. fancy a laugh?

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Just been quoted £165 :wow:to replace front offside sidelight on my GT 3.2 V6. I know some places can charge a lot cause of the bumper off etc... but is this a record? Needless to say I WONT be booking it in with Caledonia Preston.
  18. Had to laugh

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Well, You know the old cliche, "turn it off and back on again and it'll work" This has happened to to the front elec windows on my 156 twice in 2 days, they dont work when I start the car (back ones work fine every time), but if I turn it off an start up again they spring into life!? Guessing...
  19. Had to laugh

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    My hubby is my mechanic. Fully qualified, hunky dory cheap service for me :clap: He serviced my car the other week.... The end of the exhaust fell off today :lol: I think he might be fired :cheese: DISCLAIMER Obviously his services are not related to this misdemeanour. Made me chuckle...
  20. Seals? Tappets? Are they having a laugh?

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Good morning all, After two and a half years of wonderfull motoring, my 159 1.9 JTDM has given me 3 weeks to forget. First, the clutch went whilst I was stuck in traffic in the outside lane of a busy dual carriageway (police had to move me!) - replaced along with dual mass flywheel and other...
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