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  1. Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Just started the car (2005 GT JTDm) which had been driving fine earlier today, and there is virtually no dials (rev, speedo, fuel and temp), of buttons working and most warning lights are on. Fuel light flashing. Disconnected battery and it reset itself and even the airbag light was off (bonus)...
  2. Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Hello, my 7 yr old 159 wouldn't start today due to a flat battery. As its still the original one and the car has 103,000 miles I thought a new battery would be in order. I called the main dealer in Canterbury and the quote was.... £215 fitted I popped over to a small indie in Aylesham and left...
  3. Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Surely this can't be correct? :eek: A nice knob (easy now) but come on.... Alfa Romeo Leather Gear Knob Black Shift Giulietta Mito 147 GT 159 156 Brera NEW | eBay
  4. South Africa
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  5. Alfa Giulietta
    Sorry I am going to have a rant here. My Car is an AR Giulietta 1.4 TCT Veloce spec So my car was booked in for its service today and to look at some on going issues, since purchasing the car (intermittent Squeaky breaks, intermittent delayed gear changes especially from a cold start...
  6. South Africa
    Guys, geez things are tense on the SA lounge nowadays so i thought heres some Car Humour, its a ad on gumtree.
  7. Adrian Flux Insurance
    I sold one of my cars last week which is insured by Adrian Flux (as is my other one) I'm currently 6 weeks into my insurance with them on this policy for a 350z I called them up to cancel and was told I would receive a pro rata refund on my remaining time with them. This is where is gets funny...
  8. General Alfa Discussion
    what does a driver say before a accident ? merc driver oh dear bmw driver ah no boet golf driver ahh not again alfa driver here hold my espresso and watch this move :lol:
  9. Alfa MiTo
    First of all let me start by saying that being completely new to owning a Alfa Romeo and my new Mito QV. Since I've owned the car new from April of this year the mechanical side and the car is out of this world, great to drive extremely fast and a joy to own and drive, UNTIL this on going issue...
  10. General Motoring Discussion
    Are we all just gonna sit back and let councils impose 20mph limits everywhere? I was actually undertaken by a push bike the other day? What with web snooping as well on the way I have just about had enough. We are moving ever closer to George Orwell's 1984 as each day passes.
  11. Alfa Romeo Cyprus Club
    Εχω παχυνει πολυ τελευταια και φταiει γι'αυτο το κωλοσαμπουαν μου.... Τωρα προσεξα οτι γραφει στην ετικετα ''Προσθετει ογκο''.... Απο σημερα θα κανω μπανιο με το απορρυπαντικο για τα πιατα... Γραφει ''Αφαιρει τα λιπη'' !!!
  12. Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Hi guys I need insure my 156 2.4 jdt veloce 2001 ! I'm getting quotes from £560 -£960 I'm 39 with full no claims what a joke! The cars wurth f all Not happy!!!!! Rank over Regards John
  13. South Africa
    Recieved this via email and thought I'd share in light of recent events While walking down the street this past Tuesday a “Member of Parliament" was tragically hit by a truck and died. His soul arrived in heaven and was met by St. Peter at the entrance. ‘Welcome to heaven,’ said St. Peter...
  14. Republic of Ireland
    'Cos we all need a laugh thesedays damn it! I got his one off me mates facebook and thought I'd share it. There is currently a debate on whether or not to show The Flinstones in the Middle East. The people in Dubai don't get the humour, but the people of Abu Dhabi do. Boom boom:D
  15. Car Detailing
    For those of you that don't get it, then you are not a serious detailer ! :cheese: Moz's Detailers Inc. versus Lambo LP560-4 Spyder (warning Detailing Porn alert!)
  16. General Motoring Discussion
    Is "Gary" for real V8 ? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1992-MASERATI-430-AUTO-BLACK-/130491008109?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e61dec46d#ht_767wt_889
  17. Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Anyone who has been following my threads will know that the first major issue I had with my GT (not counting the cruise control not working, which was a minor issue fixed for little hassle and no cost) was my aircon not working, the problem being a leak in one of the aluminium refrigerant pipes...
  18. Alfa 33, Sud & Sprint
    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALFASUD-Quality-Stainless-Twin-Pipe-Sports-Exhaust-/200502237781?cmd=ViewItem&pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item2eaedd5a55
  19. Alfa GTA
    My front grills are looking a bit sorry, so I priced up a pair of new grills................. £140 ex VAT EACH! :lol:
  20. Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    Well was enjoying seeing my ave mpg creep up to an incredible 35mpg running on Vpower diesel from my normal 29mpg when 'bang' along comes Mr 'save the planet' DPF and plummets the ave economy back to 31mpg - worse still it kicked in when i was 5mins from home so drove around for about 10mins...
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