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  1. Visiting God's Country

    Yorkshire
    Coming up to see my Mum at the end of August for a few days. Gonna be around the Wetherby/York/Hull area Is there anything happening 30th onwards?
  2. God i hate squeaky bushes.

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    147 is disgracing itself by sounding like a 1968 vauxhall viva. So i've ordered two new upper wishbones and intend to drill and tap grease nipples into them so that i can periodically pump them through. I will do the uppers first then see if i can figure out if i can do the lowers and the arb...
  3. God's own country!

    North Scotland
    I just had to share a few pics from our recent rip "out west"! :) (Yes, this is November!) The last shot is the Kyles of Bute from the Loch Lomond Seaplane - highly recommended! :thumbs: Pic 1: Upper Loch Etive Pic 2: Ben Cruachan (from the mouth of the River Awe) Pic 3: The Dorus Mor from...
  4. God I love my car!

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Sorry for the big headed post but I love my car!
  5. Utter hero and driving God

    General Motoring Discussion
    RE: Citroen AX at the 'ring: Time For Tea? - PistonHeads
  6. Brakes aren't as good as before!!

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    Hi! :thumbs: I have searched the forum prior to posting but can't realy find a answer to satisfy myself. My brakes aren't has god has they were before. I would say the pedal isn't rock hard or spongy but some were in between...my question is can I just blame the master cylinder for that...
  7. Mother of god, what have I done [GTV]?

    General Alfa Discussion
    Hello After spending much of my life owning german, japanese, french, swedish, and english cars, at the ripe old age of 41 I have bought my first Italian car. It's a 1998 GTV 3.0 V6 Lusso, silver with red leather, collect it saturday. Please tell me I have done the right thing. Is it going to...
  8. god awful guilietta purchase

    General Alfa Discussion
    Right, first off this is a bit of a rant and apologies If I've posted on the wrong section. However I'm more than a bit peeved with my recent G purchase, and thought I'd share my experience. I bought a 2 year old G 170 diesel 16000 miles on the clock from a well known Alfa dealer. At the time I...
  9. Oh my god there's pink stuff everywhere

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    So I just detailed detailed the 156, topped up the oil and refilled the coolant (again.) I poked my head under the bonnet, looking for the leak that had to be there as my coolant has been draining itself for the past few weeks. So infront of the sump, next to the oil filter is this massive...
  10. Help ! Pin data and help from god needed!

    Alfa 164 & 166
    Right then to recap on my ongoing pain in the a*** 166,s problems are as follows. 3.0 facelift sportronic wont start unless you disconnect the throttle body then it will start but obviously wont rev, With the throttle body connected it clicks and the engine management light flashes. It is the...
  11. Why God!? Why me? An epic tale of fail, ending at the alternator (help)

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Okay... 1.9Jtdm 54 plate. Recent work: Rad Pas pump Cambelt Clutch Gearbox Wiper motor Battery. Now it won't fire. I suspect the alternator as the electrics have been sloooooow since returning from the 6 week stay at the garage. Assumed the battery and ran a 250 mile round trip, Friday...
  12. For the love of god... This car is trying my patience now..

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    With all the gip i've had recently, the alternator bearing now decides to fall over. My patience wears thin. How do i tell which of the two types i need without taking it off? I have to take the gearbox off again so its a double whammy jobby day! Please help. Or i'm going back to bmw!!! :)
  13. God dam bird pooh

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    So came back to my car to go and watch the torch come though Ironbridge and there is a huge dollop of bird pooh on the so decide to clear it of with some water in the car and clear it of with the plastic ice scraper , must have been super nutty pooh as when I finished it left some lovely...
  14. God dam bird pooh

    Alfa GTV & 916 Spider
    So came back to my car to go and watch the torch come though Ironbridge and there is a huge dollop of bird pooh on the car so decide to clear it of with some water in the car and clear it of with the plastic ice scraper , must have been super nutty pooh as when I finished it left some lovely...
  15. ALFA'S INVENTION vs GOD'S INVENTION

    South Africa
    An engineer, of the Fiat Corporation on the Alfa design team died and went to heaven. At the gates St. Peter told him, "Since you've been such a good man and your vehicles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven". The Engineer thought about it for...
  16. tiz a soft day, thank god

    Republic of Ireland
    top of the morning to you all :cheese:
  17. god the 20v is quick

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    had a little run on Sunday and half way down the a92 i happened upon a Vectra VXR... that would be in 2005 when released the fastest production hatchback. 2.8 V6 turbo iirv and something like 250+ bhp and 260+ish torques or ther abouts. supposed to be 6.1 to 60... well he couldn't take the...
  18. Broke down again!! God it's good drive when it works!! Help please

    Alfa 147, 156 & GT
    Hello broke down again on motorway, The car was shuddering engine light on and off ( been doing this before to be honest) Then it shuddered speedo went to 0 and car stared losing power Slowly from 6mph right down!!! Haven't got a clue what it is and this error don't show on diag either As...
  19. God help us....

    The Technology Section
    Intel's vision of the future telephone: Intel pitches stalking smartphones ? The Register :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
  20. God the 2.4 sounds good when...

    Alfa 159, Brera & 946 Spider
    ...the DPF is regenerating! AMG Merc anyone?
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