Re: The Idiot Family go to the shops
In another (non-car) forum I post on, they have a thread "The Goddamned Idiots" where people post their experiences with The Idiots, or, sometimes, idiotic behaviour of their own.
May I modestly c&p my offering from today?
Good afternoon. My name is Mr. Idiot...
Checking what films were on today earlier, then I thought, what about the rugby, it's a nice day? So a quick look at (London) Harlequins fixtures, and... result! They're playing Bradford Bulls!
What's the time? Around 1pm. Kick-off at 3. Can I make it? Just, if I leave straightaway. So lube chain, jump on bike and roar off.
After a high-speed trip down the A303 and M3, arrive at The Stoop just in time. In fact, in plenty of time.
The match is next Saturday.
It's a 200 mile round trip.