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Questions which occur to you as a passing thought...

...but which you really, really, don't want to know the answer to, when you come to think about it.

1) What does a bum look like, when it's doing a trump?

I'm not sure this thread's going to get very far, if I'm honest.
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Never actually given that any thought!




*Makes mental note: 'Bazza seems to have some issues and is turning weird'
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are mods alwed to post this sort of stuff
maybe you will find out with a mirror and alot of patience...
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Is Superted losing the plot?

 
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Is Superted losing the plot?

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I think so
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1) What does a bum look like, when it's doing a trump?
Bit like a horse neighing? You know when they do that sort of nicker as they breathe out?

Er, probably!
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The reason this thought came to mind, I'm embarrassed to admit, is because I let out a sneaky one while on my own in a lift. But the back wall of the lift is glass, and looks out over the atrium of the building. So I had a mental image of my bumcheeks vibrating violently in full view of my colleagues.

But surely other people have these weird questions occur to them from time to time, in idle moments? let's widen the remit to ones which are just a bit weird, or you don't really care about, rather than ones which you necessarily disturb yourself with.

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...but which you really, really, don't want to know the answer to, when you come to think about it.

1) What does a bum look like, when it's doing a trump?

I'm not sure this thread's going to get very far, if I'm honest.
What sort of question is that?
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It's a question which occurs to you as a passing thought, but which you really, really, don't want to know the answer to, when you come to think about it.

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So you like to ride in the lifts at work naked. Bit worrying.
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1) What does a bum look like, when it's doing a trump?
When you find out Baz, please don't post a You tube link.
 
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No one else have strange thoughts.?

Boring lot.
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I have strange random thoughts, but none that would top yours in the OP
 
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No one else have strange thoughts.?

Boring lot.
I have lots of thoughts...
Whether or not anyone would consider them strange
rather depends on your point of view.

They all seem quite normal to me
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if anyone else had posted this it would be closed by now
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I'm pleased to see that us ordinary people are being very restrained
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No one else have strange thoughts.?

Boring lot.
Just you Bazza Bear !
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I have strange random thoughts, but none that would top yours in the OP
they don't have to top mine!


Just draw attention temporarily away from it.
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You could always setup a video camera, then video your clackervalve as you let one off.


Then you would know what it looks like.


I would imagine it looks like your grannys mouth when she blows you a kiss.
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"If I catch the b****** who farted in the lift he'll regret it".
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i sometimes think .."why are blokes obsessed with farts"
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bazza ..................... you are weird man



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Those of you calling this thread puerile are missing the big picture.

The question which occurred to me is certainly puerile. But the deeper thinkings about the origins of such questions is actually very philosophical. Probably.
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We don't want a big picture... or even a thumbnail sketch thanks
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