I want, I want, I want...
Bazza, why not just buy a £2.50 Argos alarm clock and THEN turn the radio on when you get downstairs into the kitchen to make your designer coffee?
[I'd like to put a friendly smiley in here at this point, but now the owners of AO have seen fit to provide 5,000 (admittedly, all matching) smilies and it would take at least 10 minutes to find the one I want.]
And they call it progress.
Thing is, if you have 5,000 smilies, you take away all necessity to at least make a small effort at mastering the English language and saying WITH WORDS even vaguely what you mean. The smilies should be the icing on the cake, NOT A WHOLE BLOODY LANGUAGE!