Sticking up for MGs
AO Silver Member
Join Date: Apr 2014
Location: United Kingdom
I was only driving down the M6 and suddenly the physics engine had a bug and my car flew up 1000ft in the air. You think that's the end of the story? Wrong..
I was even more ****ed when I landed in Manchester airport, upside down, only to discover the planes were not planes, just red lights made to deceive me when I looked up at the sky! Fortunately I knew that I had an allotted timeslot before my Alfa exploded, so I got out and tried to exit the airport. OMFG, these places were not designed with these bugs in mind; fully sealed it was!
It was okay though, I remembered that I can summon tanks at will.
I did an odd dance, the moves of which seemed entirely uncorrelated, and there it was, a tank! But I also knew that I couldn't simply mow down the invincible fence at MIA, so I had to back the tank up and do another dance inside the cockpit.
Next I turned my head 180 degrees so that I was facing directly behind me, and the turret turned with it. I sharted shooting the turret into the glowing red mystery light and the tank gathered speed. It was a few seconds, but I pulled down on the wheel and *whoosh!*; strait over the fence I went.
Sadly I hit a car on landing, which arbitrarily exploded on impact; from there it got messy, and I've been hiding ever since.