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For all the technical marvels available I sometimes wish for things which I think should be possible but aren't available.

As an example, I can use my face to unlock my phone, so why can't it detect if I'm not wearing my glasses and then make the text bigger?
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Surely they must have improved them by now.
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What was wrong with the originals?
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Didnít they blow up when they mowed the lawn.

That needed sorting out.
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every now and then I plip the car remote in a vain (forgetful) attempt to open the front door of our house


https://www.currys.co.uk/gbuk/smart-...E&gclsrc=aw.ds


I just want to get it for 30 quid, or so, so I'll have a go at trying to make something in the mancave
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Surely they must have improved them by now.



https://media.giphy.com/media/F0j0kViwRKpQA/giphy.gif
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Sheís as near robotic as youíll get. Poor dear.
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Didnít they blow up when they mowed the lawn.

That needed sorting out.
If I were to ask my missus to mow the lawn she would explode too.
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I'd like to see a Lightening cable my wife can't destroy in 3 months.
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I'd like a sleep inducer, like the Orgasmatron in, aptly, the fillum Sleeper.............but for sleep.
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I'd like a sleep inducer, like the Orgasmatron in, aptly, the fillum Sleeper.............but for sleep.
I have one of those.....it's 6%
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