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True encounter of the shaved kind.

The scene is Glasgow Sheriff Court.

A ned's in the witness stand being questioned by a QC.

QC Why did you go to your friend's house?

Ned Tae get a tap.

QC Is your friend a plumber?

Ned Naw.

The QC then notices a police officer making moneyt guestures with his fingers and realises what the ned means.

QC Ah,so you went to your friend,s house to borrow money?

Ned Naw.

QC Did you go to the house to lend money?

Ned Naw

The QC gets annoyed and shouts you told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap,what king of tap was it?

Ned It was a Rangers tap.


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I for 1 am missin wee shazzas jokes or ahm lookin in the wrong plaice.


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Paddys wife is involved in a bad car crash. In the hospital she is just talking gobbledy gook. The worried doctor asks is she fully compus mentus? No says paddy just third party fire and theft.
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When I saw the title I thought we were in for some insight into the Brazilian community in Glasgow. How disappointed was I . . . . . . . . . . .

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