car'sa 166 TWO
AO Gold Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: United Kingdom
County: South Lanarkshire
True encounter of the shaved kind.
The scene is Glasgow Sheriff Court.
A ned's in the witness stand being questioned by a QC.
QC Why did you go to your friend's house?
Ned Tae get a tap.
QC Is your friend a plumber?
The QC then notices a police officer making moneyt guestures with his fingers and realises what the ned means.
QC Ah,so you went to your friend,s house to borrow money?
QC Did you go to the house to lend money?
The QC gets annoyed and shouts you told the court you went to your friend's house for a tap,what king of tap was it?
Ned It was a Rangers tap.
Oldie but goodie.
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