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Last night when I left work, there were five or six young women in "sports clothing" standing in the entrance to my work's car park. I didn't lean on the horn I didn't rev the engine, but just crept slowly up to them so as to politely wait for them to see me and move.

All but one did, but the last one just looked at me, sneered and stood there while smoking her fag. Eventually she did move, probably because I gave her the, "Ok I've been polite, but if you don't move I'm going to run you down look".

What is it with these people? I've never met her, was polite, not pushy, but she just had to come at me with attitude. I guess one day somebody less considerate will push her face in.

Bl00dy Ar5ehole Chavs!

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Spa children....
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There just inconsiderate [email protected], next time mow the lot of them down. You'd certainly feel better!!!
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100% agree rcarlisle. Retractable cowcatchers on the front is what we need.
 
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There just inconsiderate [email protected], next time mow the lot of them down. You'd certainly feel better!!!
i deffinatley aggree with this one!!

unfortunatly ive been known to drop a gear and aim for them when they play chicken too!!!
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Oh, and I always like to talk to these 'people' in their own language. As you pass by, wind down the window and drawl loudly 'am I bovvered?' before you give them some exhaust!
 
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A sad reflection on modern life I'm afraid
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A sad reflection on modern life I'm afraid
Sad ,but oh so true.
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Should have asked them if they were "working" or looking for some "action". They probably think you're gay now...


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I sometime think that I need mini machine gun turrets mounted in the wings on my 156..
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Should have asked them if they were "working" or looking for some "action". They probably think you're gay now...


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Unfortunately, they would think he is a) a DSS official checking their employment status and b) asking for a fight.

Either way they would set upon him and put him in hospital .
 
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i deffinatley aggree with this one!!

unfortunatly ive been known to drop a gear and aim for them when they play chicken too!!!
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Dear oh dear how intolerant you lot are, you have to give their tiny brains more time to realise that the big metal thing is a Car and cant fly over them once she realised this she trundled out of your way, I cant advocate the violence that you lot do im afraid..............However a lobotomy would probably do more good than harm
 
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spa children= under 16's pushchair club to be seen in every town centre during the day and in their natural environment outside the spa at night
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Should have run them over
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What is this thing about 'spas'?
 
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spa children - cheltenham chavs?
spar children - chavs anywhere else...
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Had a similar experience with these "chavettes" too... was walking out of work headed to the station - under my brolly as it was chucking down. 3 of them come walking towards me filling the whole pavement and soaked to the bone, I stopped and let them through... the one closest to me elbows my brolly. I stop and stare and asked her whats the problem... she sneers and said I shouldnt be blocking the way with my umbrella...and all 3 break out laughing.

Wished I had thought of using my umbrella shaft as a cane!! Grr
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Did Vauxhall not used to have a car called a chavette ? mmmm or was it chevette ??
 
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Did Vauxhall not used to have a car called a chavette ? mmmm or was it chevette ??
Never had one - thank God - couple of people that I know did have them.

Think the correct spelling should be "shove it"

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Probably the group leader trying to show her hardness.


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If it wasn't for consequences (e.g. denting my car, going to prison), the number of people that I would have run down would by now be well into double figures. Damn those consequenses.

If you include people not indicating at roundabouts then the number of people who I had hunted down, murdered them and their family and burnt down their house, would by now be in three figures.
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think iam gonna buy another jag for these purposes (mow down )
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