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You may have heard or seen this. Its a plan put forward by the American comedian Robin Williams for the future of Ameriscan Foreign Policy:


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'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan.'

1) 'The US will apologize to the world for our 'interference' in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those ' good 'ole' boys', we will never 'interfere' again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign 'students' over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a 'D' and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us 'Ugly Americans' any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

'The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' '

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Re: Robin's plan for peace

Some interesting points there - especially regarding finding their own sources of energy!
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Very good, could just imagine Robin Williams saying all as well !
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A few good points there
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Robin williams tell it like it is
 
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I thought he was a leftie
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Yes he is known for his left wing views
 
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i hope he's being ironic
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I believe this was from one of his stand up routines !!

Why is this in the Rant Room though DT... don't you like RW
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Re: Robin's plan for peace

Unfortunately it may not all be Robin's , acording to Snopes at least.

To be fair, there are a lot of reasonable Yanks, but one of the forums I use has a dedicated band of american males that really would do what the list says.

Of course. the Pub Landlord has a point "I'd like to thank the Americans for their help in the War Against Terror, because if you hadn't funded the IRA for 30 years, we wouldn't know how to deal with terrorists, would we?"
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Of course. the Pub Landlord has a point "I'd like to thank the Americans for their help in the War Against Terror, because if you hadn't funded the IRA for 30 years, we wouldn't know how to deal with terrorists, would we?"
Yep, the idealistic freedom fighter soon becames a terrorist if it your own citizens dying.
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I believe this was from one of his stand up routines !!

Why is this in the Rant Room though DT... don't you like RW
More Robin's rant than mine...thought it might stir the pot tho...

PS wasn't he great in Bicentennial man ?
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