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McLaren broke my trousers

Well, La Emgee and I had just enjoyed a bottle of Cabernet Merlot from the south-facing valley of Morrisons special offer shelf and the need to make toilet manifested itself. Having successfully negotiated this challenge (without conceding any own goals into the Jockey cotton net) I was downstairs again and making my way past the telly to bring on a substitute bottle, just as the 2nd half started.

At that precise moment Mr McLaren appeard out of that extendable tunnel thing that protects them from the empty glass retribution of the Righteous. Obviously, it was my duty as an Englishman to make proper tribute. However, as I turned away and dropped my kex, the button holding the waist together detached itelf and skittered across the laminate.

Clearly I deserve compensation from the FA. Maybe Sloper can arange this on a no-win-no-lose-either-fee-basis?
 
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That's terrible...

... go see the Dr for possible whiplash injuries!!
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I'm not going to that Dr Snooty again.
 
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I think you should!
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Well, La Emgee and I had just enjoyed a bottle of Cabernet Merlot from the south-facing valley of Morrisons special offer shelf and the need to make toilet manifested itself. Having successfully negotiated this challenge (without conceding any own goals into the Jockey cotton net) I was downstairs again and making my way past the telly to bring on a substitute bottle, just as the 2nd half started.

However, as I turned away and dropped my kex, the button holding the waist together detached itelf and skittered across the laminate.
you're on the wrong thread mate
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Re: McLaren broke my trousers

I was getting worried there that you were going to tell us something else was stretching your trouser fabric
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I think you're confusing the football with the beach volleyball in the Olympics.
 
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