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Batman v Superman - Why?!
I thought Hollywood had reached the nadir of moronic mashups when they did Aliens Vs Predators (why the hell intergalactic big game hunters would want to hunt a xenomorphic parasite on earth is totally beyond me; for a start the alien's head wouldn't be a very good prize, the corrosive blood would make a real mess of the trophy cabinet...)
But no, they've gone one stage further - Batman v Superman. It's hard to imagine what flimsy excuse they'll use to get the two fighting; both have plenty enough contacts and technology to know they're on the same side, and I can't imagine either of the experienced crimefighters falling for a line from Lex LuthorJoker. All I can think is Superman must have accidentally melted Batman's lunch with his laser eyes, so Batman gave him a wedgie in return (remarkably easy to do with Superman).
I mean, c'mon, I know modern hollywood's not always very good on plots (see Battleship, Aliens v Predators or Transformers for examples) but this really is taking the biscuit. Strangely enough I'm not planning to see it, even when it's being shown on E4 6 months after it's bombed in the box office.