Bag men !
Being an unscrupulous, tight arsed *******, I have managed over the years to acquire what is obviously a house that is worth quite a few quid. Some of my mates who blow their wedge on wine,women, song and alimony are not so lucky and they NEVER have this problem. However, it is me that gets a scally call on him every few weeks and who are always bent under a holdall the size of a wardrobe, from which he will decant work gloves, tea towels, dish clothes and ****ty calendars ! In the Summer time at least I can see the buggers turn into my drive, and in the 15 minutes it takes 'em to walk the length of it I can generally close all the windows and doors and make the house look empty, but in the bloody Winter I get no advance warning until the security lights kick in or the Rottweillers go ape****. Is it only me, or does anyone else think that a double barrelled shotgun and a bagfull of cartridges is the best solution for getting rid of 'em !
The scallies, I mean, not the Rottweillers !