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Idiotic car stickers

This has probably been done before but a quick search revealed nothing.

SO - we all know about "Baby on Board" "Dad's Taxi" etc but the one I saw today takes the biscuit. This was a transfer on the boot which read:-

"I'm speeding cos I need a poo".

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

12 points on their licence and an instant driving ban deserved.

Anyone seen one that has annoyed them?
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I did see an original piece of text on an orange wrapped Merc C63 with quite subtle text on side and rear:

'Zombie response unit'

Probably only funny the first time you see it
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This has probably been done before but a quick search revealed nothing.

SO - we all know about "Baby on Board" "Dad's Taxi" etc but the one I saw today takes the biscuit. This was a transfer on the boot which read:-

"I'm speeding cos I need a poo".

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

12 points on their licence and an instant driving ban deserved.

Wasn't that Alex Ferguson?
 
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Probably only funny the first time you see it[/QUOTE]

No - not even then.
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Sounds like some people need a sence of humour transplant
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Sounds like some people need a sence of humour transplant
Please don't let that happen to me - I'd shoot myself if, after the age of 10, I found anything to do with "poo" even vaguely amusing.
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I'm going to get myself a sticker which says "Poo is funny". Just because.
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Saw one in the states years ago that said "If you are going to ride my ass at least pull my hair".
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You see the boy racers with the decal "Nurburgring" with the associated map on their tails.

I saw a boy racer with what looked like the same decal. When I got closer it said "Notbothering" with the associated map.

Tickled me.
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I'm going to get myself a sticker which says "Poo is funny". Just because.
They'll think you are an A A Milne aficionado.
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Sounds like some people need a sence of humour transplant
They do poo transplants too now....

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Timely... I saw 'a harder ride than your mum' on the back of a lowered and utterly rubbish Citroen Saxo this morning... Shame on you Halfords!
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Land Rover 90 near me with "One life, live it" plastered down the side. WTF ! :headbang:
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Timely... I saw 'a harder ride than your mum' on the back of a lowered and utterly rubbish Citroen Saxo this morning... Shame on you Halfords!
Idiotic but funny or funny but idiotic....was this on a lowered VW microbus:

"Lower than yer Grandma's t i t s!"
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Land Rover 90 near me with "One life, live it" plastered down the side. WTF !:headbang:
Never got quite why Land Rover adopted that.
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...or the plate on the back of a Ferrari: "Did you feel lucky, punk?"
 
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I was tempted by "Recycled Ferrari" many years ago for my wife's Fiat 126, but then saw sense.
Cheapens the brand
How about "My other car is an Alfa Romeo" in say a Ferrari?
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My neighbour has a "girl racer" sticker on her car. The other sticker she has on, is a drawing of two female devils "riding" one another from the back. Some people are odd.

I was halftempted to get a sticker made about tailgating, but I dont want to spoil my car because other drivers are muppets.
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