Re: stealing chav gits!!
I actually live in a little suburban town within Bristol that's on the outskirts, and it's at times like this I'm really glad I do. Minimal crime area and all that.
Sadly chav's are everywhere and every time I park the 156 at Asda and see the t**t's circling on their undersized (Probably stolen!) BMX's around the parking lot I worry for my car's safety.
People should learn to leave other people's stuff the hell alone, chavs however are beyond lessons and should have their fingers removed with pliers.
One time I pulled up outside Burger King and saw a bunch of chav's having a go at an old man and he shouting back. There were about 6 or so of them and a few were on bicycles zooming around him.
I got out of my mates GTi, strolled over to them with my wallet flipped open and said: "Darren Parke; Off Duty Police Officer, whats going on here then?". The ones on bikes scadaddled quicker than I thought humanly possible, and the remaining older ones backed off saying how it was his fault etc. They soon retreated to their scooters and took off into the night though, lol.
The old bloke thanked me, shook my hand and got into his car and went off thinking I truly did work for the constabulary.
Although I am CERTAIN making out you're a copper to chav's is illegal, I find it works a bloody treat. Although perhaps the wallet flip may have been a tad OTT, and problematic if one of the brain dead scum bags would have had the intellect to actually ASK to see my supposed ID close up. But luckily none of them did. Morons.
Treat them with the contempt they deserve and you can't go wrong.
Exhaust wise just save up for a full system mate, I used to have a stuck on tip on the end of my Ford Probe until some lady reversed slowly into the back of me ripping it off, lol.
She paid for a bumper respray and a new backbox though so I was happy enough, plus she didn't give me any hassle; Just admitted it was her fault. Cannot say fairer than that.
Take it steady and just be grateful they didn't steal something more valuable.