Life is good atm. I
do not take that for
Global Mod Team
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: United Kingdom
Re: Vets bills
Fixed vet fees:-
A slight injury - bandages, no stitches = RangeRover service and a tank of petrol/diesel.
A slight injury badages and stitches = As above with 4 new tyres.
A slight injury bandages, stitches and an overnight stay "to keep an eye on him" = As above with new exhaust, full valet and Ferrari hire whilst the work is done.
A minor op = "Hmm I liked the Ferrari - think I'll buy one"
A major op = "Hmm - my wife/husband would like a Ferrari too - let's buy one, drive to Monaco and stay in the Hilton for a month."
A major op, one weeks care, six weeks aftercare with drugs and examinations = "The Monaco Hilton is up for sale - think I'll buy it".
Euthanasia - "Fish and chips for the family tonight".