On a traffic controlled roundabout, to join the motorway this morning,
a car cut me up to get in my lane as he was in the wrong lane, it seemed genuine as he was moving from the slower lane just before it turns off, into my lane which goes on round to the on-slip, (the lanes are clearly marked, LISBURN, M1 etc), happens quite often, I didn't worry about it.
Then the double cab pick-up (towing a trailer) behind him tries the same, except he is right beside me, the lights turn red and he is stuck between lanes with me squeezed over to one side of my lane, we are side by side so I give him a WTF look, and he looks apologetic, the lights turn green and I wave at him to go ahead of me, (I'm currently trying to calm down my driving style, thought this would get me bonus points).
He drives on & I pray to ALFA that he remembers his trailer, he does (just about) and I drive off behind him.
THEN some :ieh: in the :ieh:'ing Megane behind him does exactly the same :ieh:'ing thing, but this time I have to brake/swerve into the next lane to avoid hitting her, I didn't even have time to hit the horn or anything, It was unbelievable.
They all made it through the next set of lights, but I didn't, (probably a good thing as the red mist was actually visible in the car at this stage),
I actually checked my mirrors to see if they had moved the lines overnight!!
I also lost my bonus 'remain clam' points on the motorway