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Keyed again!!!! MAD!

Just got back from the gym tonight at about 8 o clock, really pleased with myself as I'd beaten two personal bests, and my housemate informs me that he saw some little f*cker outside earlier leaning over his bonnet, so he shouted out of his window and went downstairs, by the time he got out the front door he was gone. I immediatly went to check my car, and two big, long, deep key marks along the nearside rear passenger's door. They won't t-cut off, as they have gone through the laquer and coloured paint right through to the primer. Luckily no metal is showing. So thats twice now, after the one on the offside passenger door last November.

WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?

My housemate got a good look at him, if I see him walking around he will get a seriously big headbutt right on the nose with no warning. Someone has got to teach these bast*rds a lesson!
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Tell your flatmate, don't shout from the window, run down the stairs, burst out of the door and KICK 10 SHADES OF SH*T OUT OF HIM! Just how satisfying would that be?
 
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Yeah, problem is he's doing a law degree, which will be of no use if he ever gets a criminal record as they bar anyone with one from practising in court.

But otherwise, it would be so so satisfying.
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Sorry to hear about that!!

"WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?"

A lack of a penis i'd imagine.
As a payback you should be allowed to shred their burberry hoody and rockport shoes. They would be so upset they would soon stop doing it. C*cks!!!
 
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Yeah, problem is he's doing a law degree, which will be of no use if he ever gets a criminal record as they bar anyone with one from practising in court.

But otherwise, it would be so so satisfying.
Alright then, try this, don't shout from the window, run down the stairs, burst out of the door and CONDUCT A PERFECTLY EXECUTED CITIZEN'S ARREST!
....Oh dear, not as satisfying...
 
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That would seriously p**s me off.

Happened to my dads x-type last year......400 to put right

Can i suggest building a new patio with the central slabs left out in readiness for concreteing the little t**ts in........ALIVE
 
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I hope you catch the little fu*cker and kick the sh*te out of him
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I'm not saying anymore on this thread, it'd be stupid to post evidence.
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Re: Keyed again!!!! MAD!

Really sorry to hear that - I've had my 156 damaged in a car park. I'm not a violent person but would happy go to work on them with something blunt and heavy. Pointless brainless morons.
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Thats terrible Pud. Wotta little [email protected]!!!!
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Sorry to hear this mate, I hope the little sad fecker gets run over by a bus soon!
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What Mr. O said!
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And its just happened again. About 8 inches long on the back of the bootlid

I fecking hate the little scrotes that live near me!!! If I ever catch someone doing it, I will place his mouth on the kerb and stamp on the back of his head. I am seriously pi$$ed off right now.
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And its just happened again. About 8 inches long on the back of the bootlid

I fecking hate the little scrotes that live near me!!! If I ever catch someone doing it, I will place his mouth on the kerb and stamp on the back of his head. I am seriously pi$$ed off right now.
No no no, that's all wrong, you sit them on the pavement with there knees hanging just off the curb then stamp their knee's backwards for them.
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Bad luck Pud - if you catch them let me know and I'll give you a hand sorting them out
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Sorry to hear that Pud

Hope you catch the little ******
 
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Put those 2 personal bests to good use mate (hopefully they involved lifting heavy weights!) then kick him in the nuts, lift him by his swollen balls and throw him on his head, then preceed to key him....

Chavvy little git...
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then preceed to key him....
I have to say, I have a fairly evil mind but I never thought of that!!!

Kudos to you
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Cheers Ghosty, but i really feel for the fella, this type of midless s**t is up there with mugging and physical assualt.

No need for it what so ever, i want to know what actually goes through the persons mind as their actaully do it??
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Pud , sorry to hear this , i know how you feel , my last Alfa was done twice first time on rear door , then from front to back along one side , my sportwagon got keyed this year on my b'day of all days down both doors , ive now fitted cctv to watch the car and catch the [email protected] doing it , i'll then find the f****rs and cut their thumbs off
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if you catch them let me know and I'll give you a hand sorting them out


I bet they would sh*te themselves if they found out you were wanting to sort them out Gary



On a more serious note Pud, I hope you catch the little c*nts and give them a really good kicking.,keying,kerbstomping,whatever.
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I'm so sorry to hear of this yet again Pud... I'm with the others - if you need a hand with the turd, lemme know!
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I dont no how to say this. Well spell it. But primer is ?Purus?. Means it wont stop water. So get some touch up over the marks before they rust.

Little rat bags, make sure you get em good. They wish they had your car.
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Re: Keyed again!!!! MAD!

Take consolation in the fact that it's nothing personal against you.

I had my first Volvo done, front and rear passenger doors, rear quarter and rear bootlid, all with a screwdriver, 1 week after I bought it. Yes, I know - it was only a Volvo but it had just cost me £6k so I was well ****ed off.

I feel your pain.
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Re: Keyed again!!!! MAD!

Just a thought!

You can use reasonable and proportianate force to detain these scum if they are in the act.

Obviously you thought the implement they were holding was a knife and you thought they were going to attack you. They then tried to fight and struggle with you and again you were concerned for your safety and were trying to detain them.

That's what you tell the police.
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