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I love my dog .... But...

If the clumsy f****** oaf knocks my rum over one more time...
He'll be wearing his f****** nuts on his collar
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If the clumsy f****** oaf knocks my rum over one more time...
He'll be wearing his f****** nuts on his collar

Do he do it on purpose so that he can lap up the spillage?
 
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Do he do it on purpose so that he can lap up the spillage?
Funny you should say that
My last bulldog liked a drop of the hard stuff , and I'm sure he did it on purpose
This one's got size 10 paws, but he's not a drinker just bloody clumsy bless him
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Maybe the dog didn't want the Polar Bears to have all the fun?
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Maybe your at fault for being a lightweight and not necking it back ?
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Maybe your at fault for being a lightweight and not necking it back ?
No lightweights here Had just got back from work, poured my drink, sat down and
wallop...Incoming bulldog at 25mph and it's all over bar the shouting
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Don't have that trouble with a Jack Russell.
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