Right the Gloves are off
I was working till past 7:00 despite a 6:00am start, when I got home the place was the usual sh*t pit
and guess what the two other Durty twarts were down the pub
I cleaned all the communal areas hoovered, mopped, bleached, dusted cobwebs and cleaned the fire.
cleared the sink that was an adventure
I had to remove the bloody U bend because it was blocked with grease
the place is spotless
As they walked through the door laughing and joking I sat very calmly and waited for them to settle and
!!!!!! KABOOM !!!!!!
THE FIRST ONE OF YOU DURTY [email protected]
*!£%&DS THAT LEAVES AS MUCH AS A TOAST CRUMB ANY WHERE IN THIS HOUSE I'M GONNA BEAT THE LIVING SCHIT OUT OF YOU I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOU TWO PIGS ANYMORE
They both looked rather ashamed shuffled about a bit and decided it was time to go to bed
If this out burst don't clear the air I'm gonna empty the contents of the hoover into their beds
and if it gets really bad I've got plans for the frozen Kippers in the freezer
BTW for every one that said pay for a cleaner not a chance you don't hire one to clean up after you at home so why do it when you're in digs