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Madness I'm not Rafa

Right lets get this straight I'm not Rafa Benitez and I don't look like him

Those of you who know me in real life will know I've recently grown a rather fetching Gotee beard and I have had some stick off you lot

But tonight in my local supermarket I was accosted by some random

He'd been eyeing me up at the next till and acting real shifty

As I'm packing my bags he walks straight up to me and says "It's you isn't it"

I'm

"It is isn't it"

I'm still

"Rafa it's you isn't it"

His eyes were bulging and was getting proper wound up

I just said "No you honestly think Rafa Benitez shops in Morrisons in Ormskirk"

He just walked off looking very dissapointed

Mrs H asked me "who was that" I often bump into old work colleagues and friends whe we're out and about

I told her "Oh just some Random"

"What did he want"

"He thought I was Rafa Benitez"

Mrs H thought this was

I was

Stop it I look nothing like him

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Nice rant Rafa
 
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Rafa, your secret's safe with us


Not sure about this latest signing mate, what were you thinking



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maybe sack the beard
 
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Nice rant Rafa
Oi stop it

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Rafa, your secret's safe with us


Not sure about this latest signing mate, what were you thinking
Don't you start beardie

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Who's Rafa Benitez
Not a footy fan then

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maybe sack the beard
The beard stays

He's way older looking than me and he tints his hair and beard

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He's better looking
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Very good Hughesy

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He's better looking
You ain't exactly an oil painting :raz:
 
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Nobody will believe you Rafa so you may aswell give up

And posting pictures of Tony Smith will not help your case



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Very good Hughesy



You ain't exactly an oil painting :raz:





My paper round was a tuff 'un as a kid


Whats your excuse
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Nobody will believe you Rafa so you may aswell give up

And posting pictures of Tony Smith will not help your case
If I had Rafa's money I'd be driving an 8C not a GT

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Whats your excuse
I fell out the ugly tree as a kid and hit every branch on the way down
 
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i can see similarities but your not identicle.

wouldnt mistake you for him thats for sure.
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Aw, aye, lad it is you innit?

I suppose you'll be chopping in the GT for a Leon now?

PS - hard to believe but Rafa looks fatter than you........or are you him? One of you should ease up on the paella.

The other one should stop altogether.
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I wondered why you couldn't talk to us IRL without reading from a sheet of A4.
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i can see similarities but your not identicle.

wouldnt mistake you for him thats for sure.
James you just proved my point

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Aw, aye, lad it is you innit?

I suppose you'll be chopping in the GT for a Leon now?

PS - hard to believe but Rafa looks fatter than you........or are you him? One of you should ease up on the paella.

The other one should stop altogether.






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What a striking resembalance you both have

eerrmm ears.

Did the guy in Morrisons have really dark glasses on ?
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What a striking resembalance you both have

eerrmm ears.

Did the guy in Morrisons have really dark glasses on ?
I'm with you! Those ears are very very similar!!

But one is chunkier and older than the other.
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I'm afraid I've found conclusive proof on this matter.

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