Right lets get this straight I'm not Rafa Benitez and I don't look like him
Those of you who know me in real life will know I've recently grown a rather fetching Gotee beard and I have had some stick off you lot
But tonight in my local supermarket I was accosted by some random
He'd been eyeing me up at the next till and acting real shifty
As I'm packing my bags he walks straight up to me and says "It's you isn't it"
"It is isn't it"
"Rafa it's you isn't it"
His eyes were bulging and was getting proper wound up
I just said "No you honestly think Rafa Benitez shops in Morrisons in Ormskirk"
He just walked off looking very dissapointed
Mrs H asked me "who was that" I often bump into old work colleagues and friends whe we're out and about
I told her "Oh just some Random"
"What did he want"
"He thought I was Rafa Benitez"
Mrs H thought this was
Stop it I look nothing like him