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I'm totally useless where rants are concerned.



is just about the best I can do.
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It's really easy to rant, you just have to apply yourself to it and read the tabloids for tips. e.g.

I absolutely detest it when people completely fail to rant convincingly and then meekly apologise. Here I am, ready to direct a stream of bile, vitriol and hatred at something completely undeserving of it and what do you come up with? Nothing, zip, nada. A few emoticons and and a lame apaology for your failings. Well I'm not interested in your failings chum, I WANT SOMETHING TO HAVE A COW OVER. If you can't come up with anything meaningful, step aside sonny and let a man step up to the plate.

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Have you noticed how everyone who drives a Kia Cee'd is completely selfish. Just the other night I went to ASDA for some late night emergency shopping as we had run out of baguettes and cheese. It was nearly 10pm when a got there and the car park was almost empty. Despite this, some selfish, thoughtless swine in a Cee'd had deliberately parked in the space I wanted to use. Of all the spaces in that car park, he had to choose that one didn't he. I waited until he came out to give him a slap but I was unable to lift him out of his wheelchair so I just warned him that I wouldn't be so tolerant next time. Some people eh?
 
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Of all the spaces in that car park, he had to choose that one didn't he. I waited until he came out to give him a slap but I was unable to lift him out of his wheelchair so I just warned him that I wouldn't be so tolerant next time. Some people eh?
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Did someone mention immigrants?
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Did someone mention immigrants?
Don't think so. Led Zeppelin sang a song about them if that's any help.
 
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Did someone mention immigrants?
As soon as the recession is over I'm looking into emigrating somewhere non-nuLabour, then I will be - shock horror - an immigrant.
 
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As soon as the recession is over I'm looking into emigrating somewhere non-nuLabour, then I will be - shock horror - an immigrant.
if it helps i already think of you as one!
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if it helps i already think of you as one!
Haha well I did spend 5 years in Scotland and drive a mainland reg car, so may as well be
 
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Not immigrant.

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Mexicans?
Quite a few ' - D - ' reg cars looking for Ikea driving very badly on the M3 recently.
 
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The last time i was in Newry and Cookstown the place was full of em. Once they crossed the boarder for our land and our women, now its for our TESCO's and ASDA's!
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The last time i was in Newry and Cookstown the place was full of em. Once they crossed the boarder for our land and our women, now its for our TESCO's and ASDA's!
Now it's the cheap booze and "Söcksopp" Ikea wardrobes.
 
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