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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The Beautiful UK
Re: Thankyou But If I Find U U **********
After I'd been dating my ex-wife for a few months, her mother came over from Ireland to visit, and as soon as I met her I had that horrible feeling that she was a bit of a thicko.... (I should have known then not to marry her daughter!).
First time we all went out she rode in the back of my car, and when I pulled up in a car park she promptly threw her door open and smacked it into the car next to us (I'd parked normally and there was easily enough space for her to get out without booting the door out to it's maximum width).
I jumped out and started looking at the big ding in the poor sods car next to us, and holding my head and asking what happened - and the daft cow was just looking at me, slack jawed and stupid wondering what the fuss was about.....
I left my details under the windscreen wiper of the other car, whilst telling her what a sh1tty thing it was that she'd done but it was like I was talking Chinese to her. My ex-wife was doing the keep-everyone-happy routine, but I couldn't believe anyone could be so thoughtless.
Never really saw eye to eye with her again, and subsequently discovered that the old apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Never got a call off the car with the ding either, remarkably.