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Ok,

So it's not bad enough that the b*****d sitting opposite me has spent all day slurping his coffee...

...he's now chomping his way through an apple. (The fruit, not the computer.)

Any suggestions about how I could deal with this? I am close to getting violent.
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Ask Nomad.

I think he works in a similar environment.
He's bound to have some pointers.

 
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Interesting - are you sitting opposite Nomes....

well if you stop picking your nose - he will stop slurping his coffee
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Interesting - are you sitting opposite Nomes....

well if you stop picking your nose - he will stop slurping his coffee
Actually I was thinking about urinating in his coffee....
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Just ask him nicely ...

































STOP MAKING SO MUCH FUKCING NOISE WHEN YOU EAT AND DRINK
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Just walk pass just as ur brewing a big fart & let it go.... I think he'll get the point (do this when he's eating...)
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Start sniffing/snorting just to prove you are as ignorant as he is and that the idea of blowing your nose is alien to you.
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Unless there is just the two of you in there I beg you to spare a thought for your other colleagues before resorting to retaliation of the sort described above.

I'd try headphones. Followed up by a blindfold if the headphones aren't enough.

You may get the sack for not doing any work yourself, of course.

Still look on the bright side - then you won't need to sit opposite Mr Gross any longer.
 
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I'd try headphones. Followed up by a blindfold if the headphones aren't enough.
Bloody funny that
 
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Put strichnine in it..


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Tea has to be slurped.
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Tea has to be slurped.
and out of a china cup.....
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That's so true too
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My Gran..(bless her).... would always serve tea out of a china cup... it just tastes so right.

Just got mugs at work...
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Thank you all for your kind words and suggestions.

I have given all of these suggestions some thought and I have decided to date the one with the biggest breasts.
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...sorry, wrong 'problem thread'.

I am going to beat him to death with an alfa shovel.
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Slurping my coffee as I read this !!
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