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AO Platinum Member
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: United Kingdom
Re: Why Nigeria?
"Hello my dearest establishment friend. My farther, Appa Ollo Doppo, was recently kilted by a rival gang of murderous lice. First, they are slaying donkeys for fun, before attaching my farther. On his bed of deathness, he made one request; that I Kontact ewe. I know that we are stranglers, but my farter, fearing his de'ath, has been done some research into people who he could untrust to his many wealths. After much luking, he find you as honest and knobble UK man to give his money grand collection of colourful beads.
Please dear kindest sir; in exchange for all you bonk details and permissions of your identity, allow me to fulfill my farter's dream and deposit you with $99,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
It is a gift of kindness that I give, as my farter know you to be good man, and you will conquer his vish of vash and slice the lice.
I truly remain your most dependent brother of God's joy"
A driver is always faithful to a car that's always faithful to its driver.
Sometimes in the darkest hour, love comes shining through.
Then it doesn't seem so far from me to you.