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how would you like this

right im on my way to work i decide to call in the local corner shop to pay my paper bill and get some tabacoo i come out the shop and there is some chavy looking person probably in there early 20s the conversation goes like this.....

*him* give us a fag mush
*me* no (while walking back to my car)
*him* give us a f***ing fag u little c**t
*me* no
*him* oi dont ignore me u wa***r
*me* ok ****** off (starting to get mildly f****d off now)
i get back into my car and as im about to drive off he spits straight onto my front windscreen

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*me* i hope your going to wipe that off
*him* ****** off

i figured i would cut my losses and that it was time to leave so again im about to drive off and he spits on my car again this time things go a bit different i get out swiftly walk up to him and drop the nut on him dam it felt good apart from the headache lol nothing else to say i then got bk in my car and went to work to clean his blood of my head i dont no what come over me i am very rarely violent i must just love my alfa very much but dam wot a ***** joke is if he asked nicely i would of give him one lol

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Oh bugger, that's not good
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You just don't need aggro like that.

A few months ago I paked my car - double parked but you cold get a bus through - and a chav in an Astra has a go at me. Swearing, threatening etc. showing off to his mates in the car.

I had my 12 year old daughter with me so thought better of getting too angry. Told him he should learn to drive properly etc. etc. Got in my car and drove off.

If I was on my own and he didn't have a load of mates with him I would have been straight over to him and given him a pasting through his car window.

I was so wound up for hours afterwards

The only thing you did wrong was only giving him the one headbutt

I am dead against mindless violence or bullying but good on you


Maybe he'll have a little more respect for people in future
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I'd probably have done the same thing, except I'd have given him a jab-cross instead of a headbutt for fear of ruining my beautiful face
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Fingers crossed the plod dont come knocking on your door.
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Fingers crossed the plod dont come knocking on your door.

I very much doubt they'd bother. I can imagine the chav telling the police that he vebally abused you and then spat on your car prior to getting nutted. NOT!

Good work fella!

I'd have probably done the same. Or similar. I find a right hook works just as effectively
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If I was a man I would have punched him to the floor for spitting on my car
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I very much doubt they'd bother. I can imagine the chav telling the police that he vebally abused you and then spat on your car prior to getting nutted. NOT!

Just like the police wouldn’t caution a father for disciplining his daughter for terrorising the neighbours
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Good on ya mate . Would love to do it myself if the truth be told.There are quite a few people who think that behaviour is the norm, swearing and jobbish behaviour. If they got a smack in the mouth everytime they did it they might get the message. Bet it would only take a couple of times.
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Give up smoking, then he couldn't hassle you !!!!
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V6 animal, your summary justice was concise, to the point and fully justified. Sadly, if the law became involved, YOU would be the lawbreaker, not the sh*tty little chav who got exactly what he deserved - now that I've told you off, carry on as normal .

PS just make sure you don't do it in front of a CCTV camera .
 
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id just shoot him ...is that illegal??
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In the testicles would be good, a mite painful and it would stop him producing any more of the same (that we'd all end up paying for, no doubt).
 
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I saw someone that matches the description and manner of your yob friend earlier today. A few minutes later I saw a PCSO. I hate to disrespect the PCSO's as I'm sure they are honest hard working people, but these yobs have little respect for the Police, and a PCSO is not just disrespected but actively humoured by these chavs.

I don't know what the answer is to stop behaviour like this, but in the meantime I think your solution of dropping a nut is the most effective.
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Easy to say shouldn't have done it but these tubes love winding you up hoping for a reaction. I think most of us on here would have felt or done much different given how we love our cars.

Seems like the type who kicked of my dad's wing mirror last year because he was in a bad mood and just happened to be walking past the car at the time.
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Well done mate, if I was in your position, then I hope that I would have had the guts to do what you did. Hope the head didn't hurt too much.
Years ago, I went to a party in South London, and some neighbour was a bit teed off about the noise. So, he threw a ridge tile through the front window, and it hit me on the leg (big OUCH!), and a six inch long piece of glass was sticking out of my arm. Anyway, I couldn't feel a thing, so I went outside and decked the guy (who was trying to explain to the householder why he had done the dirty deed). When I got back in the house, some young lass said that it was people like me who caused trouble, whereupon some geezer said that I was dripping blood on the carpet from my leg, and I had a big bit of glass in my arm (I hadn't noticed). The local Police interviewed me, but didn't take any further action - respect!
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id just shoot him ...is that illegal??
Who's going to argue if your carrying your rifle ????

There again, most of these are armed anyway !!
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Good on you mate!!

I think he' learned his lesson. Just be careful next time you go to that shop.
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