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Steven Seagal

OK, not really a rant, but anyone else get wound up by his smug face and greasy hair?
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You gonna tell that to his face?
 
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Yes, annoyed!

And what about that cacophony of a band, is it Thunderbox? Oh dear.
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Hmmm...sorry I'm a bit unclear - do you like him or don't you???
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yep, he's a tool. he once challenged (seriously) mike tyson to a fight
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I don't like him either. I don't "get him" so to speak
 
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His a big greasy sunbedded wuss - perfect for Holleeewood!

I even dislike the way his name is pronounced, how pretentious does that sound?
 
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..oh, and his hair is like the Benny Hill Chinese guy - rubbery!
 
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Oh, you lot are so "in for it" when he reads this...
 
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..oh, and his hair is like the Benny Hill Chinese guy - rubbery!
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Yeh, he can be as silly and smug and greasy as he likes - - I'm not going to be the one to tell him
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yep, he's a tool. he once challenged (seriously) mike tyson to a fight
Mike Tyson (for once) showing some common sense and refusing.

The guy's an arrogant *****, with a swagger that even Travolta couldn't match, but the guy is also one of the few people actually trained in what they portray in their films. Expert marksman, master in several martial arts, former bodyguard to the president, etc. But he cannot act for ****. Its a shame he is so bad because on paper he should be very good.
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What are you talking abou??!!??!! He's a god ... (and he can cook too)
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Steven Seagal is almost as cool as Chuck!
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`Bring back`.

`DESPARATE DAN`.

now he`s a true Comic charactor.


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Oh God, not the Chuck appreciation society again...

Chuck walks on water, etc, etc...

 
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John has it about right, Desperate Dan shaves with a flamin' blowtorch, how hard is that?
 
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Is that Chuck Berry?
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Oh God, not the Chuck appreciation society again...

Chuck walks on water, etc, etc...

Chuck Norris doesn't do press ups - he pushes the earth downwards!!
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Ah you can't take him seriously - just roll with it and the films are actually quite entertaining with a beer in hand. Can't beat a bit of Seagull when you can't be bothered to watch something with a real plot
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Oh FFS

Chuck and Segal are legends....

Now as for that van damme fella - didn't he start of in porn ??
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Oh FFS

Chuck and Segal are legends....

Now as for that van damme fella - didn't he start of in porn ??
Don't know chris, I only tend to look at the women ...







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Don't know chris, I only tend to look at the women ...







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I am not sure you get many women in Gay porn films......

*whispers* I think you may have been watching a transvestite film
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