I look after all the vehicles for my company and I have the dumbest drivers in the world!!!
Today I have a phone call that one of the drivers has had a little 'prang'.
When i turned up on the hard shoulder (M25 Jn 8-7 anti Clockwise) I couldn't see the car, just the driver.........
The stupid ****er had rolled the car down the enbankment, and it has caught fire!!
That's not the worst of it....
The police turned up on site after the fire service put it out and did the usuall questions and comments, when the officer said 'do you have anything to add' he said and i quote 'yes, I would like to state that I wasz bullied at schoole and i saw the bullie and tried to get himmm bak!" hmmm not the cleverest comment
So the officer decided to do a breth test and after the result went stight to red, my guy legged it!!
30 mins later he was arrested.
Now me and my MD is waiting for a prosacution and notice of court action!
How dumb can you be if you drive for a living!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry I had to rant, I've got sooo much paperwork to do!!