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I would like to thank the gang of ******s who thought it would be funny to hang off my Sky mini dish while I was away at the weekend.

Admittedley it lacked the style of last years antics when you set light to our rubbish bins.

I look forward to catching and slapping you so you can run home and get your dad, so I can then 'encourage' him to pay for the repairs.

I look forward to the next 6 weeks of mayham until all the little ****s are back at school.


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you will live in Hemel...

seriously though...can't understand why this type of thing goes on...no excuse whatsoever...hope you catch the little so and so's...

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Always remember a line from a satellite installation
book that said you should always mount dishes
at least the height of two drunks.


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Always remember a line from a satellite installation
book that said you should always mount dishes
at least the height of two drunks.
Trouble is drunks come in threes upwards.

Circus drunks are the worst - they form pyramids just so's they can swing from the 4th floor apartment aerials.
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I can't help but think that if we were to have weaned these youths onto alcohol at a younger age they would have learned to enjoy it in moderation and not swing off you're satellite dish.

again, NO!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure if/when you catch them you give them a good few slaps for me too!! and when poppa comes round CS gas the ********!!!
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What you need is one of these bad boys...
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Been in this position myself, not nice. We moved in the end..
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Cheers for the comments chaps, a couple made me laugh out loud. Which I needed
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school holidays= increase in mindless vandalism

but its not their fault, they are bored the poor little darlings, so that makes it ok

i caught 2 little kids about 5 or 6 vandalising a car the other day, their mother was stood about 10 feet away and her reaction was to say 'oh they are just playing' just about sums up this country
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Wow is this a thread where someone has dared call a group of society something (chav) and no one has jumped to these degenerates defence?!

Amazing!

Anyway, I am glad I live in a third floor flat as the (insert politically correct reference) cannot reach my dish
 
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Anyway, I am glad I live in a third floor flat as the (insert politically correct reference) cannot reach my dish
Now that sounds like a challenge!
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Now that sounds like a challenge!
I am fine, the guy in the flat below me has a dish and it is bigger than mine so I think they would go for that first
 
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Haha, well, hopefully you will be safe then!
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They may just use it to stnad on to get to yours
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