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Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Try and break in whilst asleep!




Luckily they made too much noise trying to slide back the
patio door on my bedroom (always blocked at night)
so I ended up wide awake shouting at the mother
******s and they ran away !

 
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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Shotgun?

Not good mate. Glad you woke up... the feckers.
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Na, tried to slide/slam the doorshut on his hand to give him a
reminder of his visit but he was just too quick.

(Door was open about 5" but blocked on the rail.
Which is what made so much noise: [Clang])



Gaah! wide-a-bloody wake now.
 
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glad you sent them packing - lucky escape
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Poor you Nev - good on you for frightening them off though - feckers
 
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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Sorry to hear that Nev - shame you missed his hand

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Keys to your Brera left on the veranda, for a decent, undisturbed repose, in future mate? : Or a couple of those percussive trip wires, sear activated, will achieve the right effect, and allow you to repel the attack?
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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

baseball bat beside the bed mate incase they get brave

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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Oh my god Nev! At least you got rid of them!

I hope this doesnt happen again
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baseball bat beside the bad mate incase they get brave
Indeed, I have an axe.

Sorry to hear about that Nev, damn magpies, should have trapped his ba**s in the door.
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All defensive measures you can invent Nev, should it be a regular re-occuring event. (recurring?: )
On that crime busting prog I watched the other evening, the wired, set-up decoy, was a 147, black, so I told her indoors, see they'll even try to get the keys for your Bella, even though she's a few years old.
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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Get a dog.....better still get two....keeps the bandits away for sure
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Couple of Claymores on the veranda should do the trick Nev
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Probably a gang of passing gypsies Nev
No caravans 'round my way at the mo'......
 
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Re: Just had some cheeky ****ers...

Hi,Nev

Pleased too hear that
you are O.K.
It`s not pleasant.
intrusions make for
sleepless nights
for awhile,

Trust you have cleared
them/?
from you neighbourhood.


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Trust you have cleared
them/?
from you neighbourhood.
Hey J,

I must admit I've not been that angry in a while.
And haven't shouted like that in many years.

(Unfortunately it was all in English so they may not
have understood some of the more nuanced phrases I used. :-()

 
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Sorry to hear that Nev.
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Glad they chose to leave rather than come in Nev !!!!!!



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I'd like to see someone get in to my house...every door is very big and heavy...alarms and panic buttons all over the place...I have several weapons in my room as well...no dogs but basically, only way anyone would get in would be by making a LOT of noise.

Glad you're ok Nev, cheeky f**king thieves...go work for a living. ¬_¬
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cheeky f**king thieves...go work for a living. _
With them being French, I'm not sure that's in their nature.
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Sorry to hear about this Nev
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With them being French, I'm not sure that's in their nature.
Well at least they surrendered easily when disturbed.
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Glad you got disturbed so that they didn't get all your stuff. Very scary thing, my uncles house was nearly robbed too but his kids woke and scared them off. Lucky or he would have clattered them with a bar
 
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Scary stuff Nev You should call up those coppers who falsely arrested you

As an aside, what are the gun laws like in France
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Glad you're OK
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