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...who say "littaw" instead of little.
 
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Someone that needs to go back to school
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I blame the cult of 'public access TV'. I want well-dressed, well-educated people on my box, to entertain, thrill and amaze me, not gormless chavs whose main ambition in life is to get on there!

Sylvia Peters in a ballgown or Bob Danvers-Walker in a dinner suit would be good!
 
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...who say "littaw" instead of little.
Are you dissing cockneys?
I'll cut you, you slaaaaag.

(actually, I'm not a cockney myself, but I've always wanted to say that)
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Are you dissing cockneys?

Just people who use baby talk.


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I'll cut you, you slaaaaag.

(actually, I'm not a cockney myself, but I've always wanted to say that)

Couple of slaaaaags out on a blaaaaaag
driving a jaaaag.
 
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It's a littaw known fact that these self same people cannot make tea - they have problems boiling the kettaw.
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I must be mis-interpreting your phonetic spelling, I'm not getting baby-talk, just cockney.

If you ever saw the Frank Lampard adverts for The Sun, they're exactly what I'm hearing in my head.

"There's Su'agoaws loike vis, and there's Su'agoaws loike vat

Su'afwank, Su'agoaws

catch ap wiv aww va ackshun, ahnly in va san, every Sattaday, Fursday, and nah mahndays too

Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws

Ahnly in va san, We Lav it"
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I must be mis-interpreting your phonetic spelling, I'm not getting baby-talk, just cockney.

If you ever saw the Frank Lampard adverts for The Sun, they're exactly what I'm hearing in my head.

"There's Su'agoaws loike vis, and there's Su'agoaws loike vat

Su'afwank, Su'agoaws

catch ap wiv aww va ackshun, ahnly in va san, every Sattaday, Fursday, and nah mahndays too

Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws

Ahnly in va san, We Lav it"
eh?
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eh?
Thank ****, I thought it was just me!!
 
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I must be mis-interpreting your phonetic spelling, I'm not getting baby-talk, just cockney.

If you ever saw the Frank Lampard adverts for The Sun, they're exactly what I'm hearing in my head.

"There's Su'agoaws loike vis, and there's Su'agoaws loike vat

Su'afwank, Su'agoaws

catch ap wiv aww va ackshun, ahnly in va san, every Sattaday, Fursday, and nah mahndays too

Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws

Ahnly in va san, We Lav it"
I say, you've jolly well lost me old chap with your colouful banter what what, but I love you Cockney chaps with your shiny buttoned coats, chimney sweeps, rickets and healthy fish/eel diet.
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@bazza - i hate that fat fwank advert for the san (we lav it -tm). super gaows

super f***in what frank? speak pwoperwy you fat ponce
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eh?
It was an advert that Frank Lampard did for The Suns 'supergoals' football section. Allow me to translate:

"There's Su'agoaws loike vis, and there's Su'agoaws loike vat"

There are supergoals like this, and there are supergoals like that

"Su'afwank, Su'agoaws"

SuperFrank, Supergoals

"catch ap wiv aww va ackshun, ahnly in va san, every Sattaday, Fursday, and nah mahndays too"

Catch up with all the action, only in The Sun, every Saturday, Thursday, and now Mondays too

"Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws, Su'agoaws"

Supergoals, Supergoals, Supergoals

"Ahnly in va san, We Lav it"

Only in the Sun. We love it.

I've just tried to find the ad on the internet with little (littaw) joy. It's not on youtube, and while it is on visit4info, you have to register to watch it.

Su'agoaws. We lav it.

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@bazza - i hate that fat fwank advert for the san (we lav it -tm). super gaows

super f***in what frank? speak pwoperwy you fat ponce
Cheers Al, I'm glad someone understands where I'm coming from.
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Ah' understood evry word o' wot Fwank sed on that adver'. Bu' then Ah'm from that nekk o' th' woods, like.
 
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is all geez talk, innit?

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