Re: Driving too close to me.
A numbty thrust his front end out into traffic a few weeks ago leaving the local co-op, causing the car in front of me to brake and swerve. I was in quite a good mood so I took up the slack and made sure he couldn't get out in front of me either but smiled in a friendly manner as I went past him.
This seemed to really infuriate him and sure enough he pulled out and glued himself to my bumper, shouting and gesticulating in a somewhat irate manner. I kept to the designated 30mph and tried to placate him with my friendly smile every time I checked my mirrors but he just seemed to get redder and redder!
We stopped at a couple of junctions but he made no attempts to get out and he finally turned off about a mile or so down the road, still really irate judging by the speed he took off at, so focussed he didn't even return my wave!
Funnily enough I was in a good mood for the rest of the day, really calms you down all that smiling and I think it worried him as well, he probably thought I was a proper nutter!