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Madness Fooking Cats!!

If they're not crapping on my lawn they're sitting on my car roof flicking me the claw!!
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next doors cat scratched my paintwork just before it mysteriously disappeared
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I warned you about asking Happy Man round for tea
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k.leightons GT had cat spray all in the front Grill at the NICN

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I wouldn't mess with this one though

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next doors cat scratched my paintwork just before it mysteriously disappeared
I had a similar experience with my previous 156. I used to be friendly towards the neighbour's cats, now I chase the scrawny gets!!
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"Burn 'em "


Still not as bad as sangliers.
Mate from work woke up a couple
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destroyed. Zero lawn left untilled.

Shouting at 'em don't work.
 
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Get one of them soaker super water pistol things the Bairns use and lay in wait and squirt the fecker every time it gets near yer car

That'll soon stop it
 
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I know a bloke who shot at one with an air rifle and put his green house windows out.
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He should have been more patient and waited 'til it moved away from the green house so he could get a clear shot.
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my cat slept all night,,,in the alfa!!!!!!!!!!!




least he had taste...he couldve picked the citroen berlingo....
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I'm tempted to try this - Amazon.co.uk: Jetspray water repeller cat dog bird heron squirrel deterrent: Kitchen & Home

Although for maximum enjoyment you'd need to rig it up to CCTV.

Even more satisfying would be Paintball Sentry Gun - Hacked Gadgets - DIY Tech Blog from 29alfa's earlier thread.
 
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Our next door neighbour has two cats that are always in my garden. I just let the dog out when they are asleep or not on high alert
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We have a suicidal cat that insists on coming into the garden...or did, not seen it in a while now.

I've had sales peeps wander through the back gate to be surrounded by my two to and hear a distant "hello" "is anyone in?" as they both went out to enquire who was there! They were rooted to the spot - hehe!

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we USED to have a cat....

a few years ago i bought a 306 that was 5 months old. i parked it in my drive way one night having just cleaned and waxed it, i came out the next morning to find muddy paw prints all over it

what was worse was that the bloody thing had jumped up onto the back bumper climbed up the back window slipped down and ripped off the rear windscreen wiper

needless to say i wasnt very happy and the cat kind of dissapered

wonder what happened to him???!!!

might tell them what happened one day

until then you carnt prove anything and will deny all knowledge

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A cat crapped in my garden 9 times on the 10th it ran out of lives
 
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I know a bloke who shot at one with an air rifle and put his green house windows out.
Good, its a shame he didn't shoot himself by accident

Sorry, but one of our cats is very ill and I don't have any sympathy for anyone who tried to cause one harm
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Good, its a shame he didn't shoot himself by accident

Sirry, but one of our cats is very ill and I don't have any sympathy for anyone who tried to cause one harm
Sorry to hear that Gary, my post was tongue in cheek mate I would never hurt any animal, hope the cat is ok
 
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