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People I Could Never Tire Of Slapping

as follow on from the I hate Sting thread, not that I condone violent assault of course, but some people for some reason, just make your elbows go tense like you want to give 'em a good hiding.

Three off the top of my head

Ingrid Tarrant a talentless women only famous for marrying a bloke is thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Tony Robinson from Time Team, so bloody 'right on'

Linda Robson that fake chirpy Cockney sparrow act, bloody hate it

bound to be some more, but that will do for now
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Only know who Tony Robinson: you can't slap Baldric!


 
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Gordon Brown ...
Alex Fergerson ...


I've a whole list ... will add more later ...
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Gordon Brown, Alistair darling and the rest of the cabinet.
Piers Morgan
Neil Diamond
Peter Andre
Will Young
Howard from the Halifax advert
That muslim extremist with the hook.
George W Bush
Heather Mills.


I can't think of any more right now, though there will be others I am sure.
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jordan
nicholas holt
Jonny borrell singer of razorlight
cheryl tweedy
peaches geldof
most WAGS
kerry katona
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Anyone who 'starred' in Big Brother, and that James Blunt bloke
 
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There isn't enough memory on the server but you could start with Chris Martin & Bono.
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Max Mosley... or might he like it?
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Max Mosley... or might he like it?

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Adam Woodyatt (Ian Beale)
Annie Mack (radio 1 dj)
Edith Bowman
Fearne Cotton
The dratsab that keep vandalising my car
Andrew Lloyd Webber
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Alan Sugar - although only a light one (simply because he quipped that Long John Silver was Heather Mills Great-Great Uncle & I LMAO)
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The idiot who ripped off my rear wiper at the weekend ... blade, arm, the whole thing and then left it with half a bolt.... Oh, and then for good measure they drew a short fat willy on the windscreen
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I think the most deserving person so far has got to be kerry katona. I'm trying to think of someone worse but.....
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OMG, I left out Jade Goody
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OMG, I left out Jade Goody
beat me to it, purple. hers must surely be the most slapable face in history. either her, didier drogba or cristiano 'oops i fell over' ronaldo
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Ainsley Harriot
Dwain Chambers
Jade Goody
Max Mosely
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Jordan
Peter Andre
Johnny Vegas

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The majority of people i work with
My neighbours
Half the kids where i live
The ASBO generation
The girl that keeps bullying my daughter

and thats before i get on to the Z list celebs.
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OMG, I left out Jade Goody


Lets petition for Jade Goody and Kerry Katona to head up a new space mission to the red hot core of the sun. Everybody wins!
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