AO Platinum Member
Join Date: May 2013
County: Phnom Penh
A few things other than yapping.
1. The hanging bags of **** on trees thing. It's been mentioned before but, honestly, picking it up is the worst bit. Once it's bagged it's relatively harmless as long as you don't attempt to play cricket with it. Put it in a bin you lazy, scuzzy twart.
2. If you can't control 5 dogs, either don't have 5 dogs or don't walk them all at the same time. If your 5 dogs see my 1 dog, all go crackers, and drag you on your arse whilst trying to give chase, that isn't my problem. If you look at me like it is my fault, I will look at you like the ****ing idiot you are.
3. If your stupid thick as mince dog is in the habit of charging at other dogs like a lunatic from 50 yards away, shouting "he's really friendly mate" is no help as border collies don't speak English. When my dog sees your dog running, she will assess the situation and the fight or flight thing kicks in. If your dog then starts yapping in her face or sticking its nose up her arse, she will bare her teeth. If your dog persists, she will probably give it a nip. (Collies bred from farm stock love a nip and you can mostly train them not to, but not when they think they are being attacked.) If your stupid thick as mince dog does the same thing to something really powerful and/or aggressive, it will probably get ripped to pieces.
4. It is your responsibility to control your dog. If you are ****ing about on your phone, you are not controlling your dog. If your dog charges after a cat and goes under someone's car, that is your fault. It will still be a horrific experience for the driver, even though he is blameless. Better all round if the dog doesn't get run over.
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