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Yappy Dog Owners

Don't coddle your stupid yappy mutt when it's
aggressively yapping at everything.

Instead, why not embrace your responsibility as a dog owner
and ing correct its behaviour.


FFS.

[mutter] Ruining my enjoyment of a relaxing coffee ... German tourist... Old people...[/mutter]


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I had a Sheitzsue while I was walking along coastline of beach in my bare feet pounce at me with snarling
teeth, .... If I had been wearing shoes the wee shetz would have been drop kicked into the following week!

The owners just strolled on by and didn't utter a word!
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Our old neighbours got Yorkies just before we left. They would come out in the back garden and constantly yap, to be accompanied by the woman, is a soppy unauthoritative voice saying "oh don't do that".

Completely ineffective, and makes me feel a little better about my approach of bellowing "Bunsen, shut up" at the top of my voice on the few occasions when he gives out more than one bark at a time (other neighbours may or may not disagree).

Our dogs are Jack Russell's, but not at all yappy. Bunsen will bark occasionally - but it's quite a low pitched sound. Beaker barks so infrequently that it usually seems to make her jump when she does. She also has the habit of trying to bark through a tennis ball so gives out a slightly comical squeak instead.

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I saw a program, not long ago, dealing with this exact problem.

Behaviour training can be done and dusted, for yappy lap dogs, within 2 weeks.

Maybe the owners of such dogs should be given instructional videos on receipt of their new handbag accessory.
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If the dog is only the size of a cat then it should be fed to a group of alley cats. Not sure if we have alley cats here in the UK though.
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I saw a program, not long ago, dealing with this exact problem.

Behaviour training can be done and dusted, for yappy lap dogs, within 2 weeks.

Maybe the owners of such dogs should be given instructional videos on receipt of their new handbag accessory.
2 weeks, I have an instrument in a locked steel cabinet that could train them in seconds.
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Both owner and dog to be shot on sight !!
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