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Not Happy Urine Specimen Bottles

Could they make it any more difficult

Talk about taking the pee

There must be an easier way

Now off to the quacks.......
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Maybe there are issues "at source" mate


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Take the top off first



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Re: Urine Specimen Bottles

Always remember having more of an issue with the 'rear end' sample bottles during a bout of food poisoning. Whilst it may have been physically possible to hit the opening and fill it I had a real sense of relief when I realised there was a small spoon inside the lid
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Topic!

Love a bit of toilet talk!
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Quite a lite rant for a Monday morning Anyway, sample now safely with the Quacks!
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Re: Urine Specimen Bottles

I've done the odd clinical trial in the past, and I've had to pee in plenty of bottles.
I'll admit though that I jibbed out of doing the trial which required me to provide a stool sample. Cost myself £2000, but I'm not going ferreting in my own turd unless I realy have to
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I have to **** into one of those
run-of-the-mill disposable plastic
coffee cups once a year during my medical.


Can't get much in those puppies.

Occasionally I make sure I was out on the lash
the night before and brim fill it for them.

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I have to **** into one of those
run-of-the-mill disposable plastic
coffee cups once a year during my medical.


Can't get much in those puppies.

Occasionally I make sure I was out on the lash
the night before and brim fill it for them.
The amount of coffee I drink, I reckon if they did that to me they would think I was just giving them a cup of coffee back
 
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Sad to say I'm something of an expert! My other car's a van and sometimes on long runs there's no alternative but to pull over, dive into the back with an empty lucozade bottle and, in the words of Eric Clapton, "Let it Flow!"
Don't know if it was deliberate on the side of Lucozade by the way but their bottles have a conveniently wide neck compared to other soft drink manufacturers apart from maybe Oasis, if you don't believe me have a look in most of the lay-by rubbish bins up and down the A1, can't be that many people that just have a sip of pop and throw the rest away, and lucozade even get closest to the right colour so it's in one end and out the other!
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Uhhhh what's wrong with getting out and
letting loose?
 
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I do a lot of multi-drop deliveries which are mainly in built up areas, bit dodgy pulling up outside the local corner shop and letting go, and public toilets are a thing of the past these days so you get one bunch of deliveries done, nip for a sarnie to use the loo only to be told there isn't one, so it's outside in the van, old bottle trick and launch it on the way to your next town. Sometimes there is no choice, just try not to get the bread wet!
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Wee and Poop talk! Yuk! Diabetes, Bladder Cancer, Bowel Cancer, Blood Tests ,ECG's, Spirometer Tests,24 hr. Monitoring with the recorder, Chest X Rays, who brought this subject, topic up, to make me feel happy?? :
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who brought this subject, topic up, to make me feel happy?? :
ZF, we get annual medicals over here, not too invasive,
urine, eye test and weight is every year, but have also had
cardiogram and aural tests.

I hear there is a special test to celebrate your 40th birthday
and involves rubber gloves!
 
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Uhhhh what's wrong with getting out and
letting loose?
We'd never guess you're in France.
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Nowt' wrong with my exhaust as far as I know so far anyway? Plenty of other choices to decide on, but I Dinnae' Wanna' know, thanks all the same.: Going, going, Gong!!
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I like a friggin' pin cushion at the moment I take loads of prescription drugs but just recently, my temperature can go from normal to boiling (sweating like a pig) to freezing cold at a drop of a hat It was normal to get warm 40 mins after taking the tabs but the last week and a half has been freaky
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ZF, we get annual medicals over here, not too invasive,
urine, eye test and weight is every year, but have also had
cardiogram and aural tests.

I hear there is a special test to celebrate your 40th birthday
and involves rubber gloves!
What the heck is an "aural test"??
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Hearing test, which they pester you over here to get, so they can sell you an expensive hearing aid! Don't mind not hearing the wife's nagging.:
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Oh, thank you.

I was wondering if metaphysics had finally invaded medical science.
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Early on? L.auris, ear:
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