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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: United Kingdom
Re: Brain dead ****wit youth of today!
Twice I have been on over-ground trains when someone has ended their life in front of one.
In the first scenario, I was sat opposite an (unrelated to me) family of low life peasant scum. And that's just being polite about their manner. After the train came to a halt, the silence, and the ambiguous tannoy announcement, the guard came around to explain what had happened and the reason for the delay. On hearing this from the guard, our peasant friends tugged at their (nicked) track suits and exclaimed: 'well, I wanna know what you're gonna do to compensate me for the delay'. Yeah, coz you got somewhere to go in a hurry, aintchaya, mate?
Even in death, our scummy peasant pikey plebs will find a way to capitalise on circumstance.
So pleased to know my taxes support them. Hey, here's ten quid - have another benefit claim - sorry, kid - on me...
A driver is always faithful to a car that's always faithful to its driver.
Sometimes in the darkest hour, love comes shining through.
Then it doesn't seem so far from me to you.