Re: Animal Lovers
Coming back from the football once in my mate's car, he hit a pheasant in the countryside. He got out to inspect the damage but couldnt see much in the dark and drove on. Stopping in Perth for chips, as is our wont, we noticed women walking past the car pointing at the car and grimacing in horror.
Now under the streetlights, the head and neck of a deceased pheasant were clearly visible lolling out of the grille, where its body was stuck fast.
So he pulled the pheasant out, wrapped it in chip wrapper and stuck it in a nearby lamppost bin. Poor council worker who cleaned that out must have thought that was some chicken supper...
New grille was needed but it was OK, it's a Mazda.