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'I don't believe it' (said in Victor Meldrew voice)

Pulled in at Tescos this evening to pick up a few Easter eggs (did my usual parking in a far corner etc etc). Couldn't quite believe my eyes to come back to find an old Citroen AX parked next to me and the roof of my car being used as a 'shelf' for some fat heffer's gaudy gold handbag! Didn't have a chance to challenge her (probably just as well, he forearms were the size of my chest). No damage / scratches etc so no harm done really but ............... DO NOT TOUCH IT ISN'T YOURS!!!
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OMG - I wouldn't have held back.

Some folk, honestly.
 
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What PG said. Some people are ignorant.
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Re: 'I don't believe it' (said in Victor Meldrew voice)

Look on the bright side...obesity kills. All you have to do is be patient.

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Look on the bright side...obesity kills. All you have to do is be patient.

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Nice one Eddie - judging by the size of her I won't have to wait too long!
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Many years ago I found a young girl sitting on the bonnet of my Rover 214SLi (sorry - it was pre-enough cash for an Alfa...). Gave her a good berating then wne to my wife's works bbq and found out she worked for my wife. Oops.
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I would have kicked her car for a laugh.
 
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Re: 'I don't believe it' (said in Victor Meldrew voice)

If he had kicked her AX it may have fallen to pieces.

To be fair she would have had a mouthfull off me just so that she understood the error of her ways and if she needs to put her bag down use her £50 banger.

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If he had kicked her AX it may have fallen to pieces.

To be fair she would have had a mouthfull of me just so that she understood the error of her ways and if she needs to put her bag down use her 50 banger.
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Ooppps typo - better change that real quick.

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