Wishing people were
AO Gold Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: The Beautiful UK
Regarding the endless sprouting of hair post 50 (ears, nose, eyebrows, shoulders, 'aris, top of feet! etc) - I hate the faffing now at the barbers where it's a 5 minute job on the barnet, followed by 15 minutes of other trimming (although - so far - no mention of tidying the 'aris thank God).
What I suggest is that someone invents an immersive dip whereby men of a certain age can strip off naked and get lowered into some sort of vat of bubbling Imac for 30 seconds before emerging like vaselined pigs. We could be dipped every 6 weeks or so.
Of course I have a picture in my mind of me going in gloriously like Arnie in the Terminator, to a soundtrack of Land of Hope and Glory surrounded by applauding workers on the way in, and something similar but including Playboy Bunnys on the way out.
What it would actually look like is someone lowering a teabag into it and pulling out a raisin.
Either way - can someone get on with simplifying this please. I have a magnificent vision of a consistent stream of women leading their snivelling, hobbling little hairy bottled spiders of husbands on leads into one salon door and then emerging arm in arm with steaming, shiney, smiling matinee idols out the other.