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I live next to a little open bit of land with a small playpark on it.
Saw a lad wander from the park with a bag and step over the fence between the field and the off street parking bit. Went out of view and then ran back to the park. 2 mins later I went out for a nosey and found a bag of dog poo at the side of my car and a big skid mark on the back passenger door.

Got him over and made him clean it off, made him apologise then instructed him to pick up all the litter on the park.

Sod!!!

I know where he lives if anything else apperars!

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That's just bloody disgusting. I'd have rubbed his face in it Hope no damage was done to the car!
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I would have but he prob would have scratched the car with all his Zits!
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Dirty little git, i cant understand kids like that, bring back the Birch or stick the little sh!ts back up the chimneys.
 
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I'd have made him lick it off
 
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Had he have given me any lip he would have been cleaning it with his tongue. He showed remorse and stared at his feet while apologising.
Still made him litter pick for at least 10 mins though!
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Well done mate, did the right thing
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Did he give any indication as to why he'd done it in the first place?
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Let's hope it ends there.
 
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I would have force fed him the poo & the bag (and his teeth)
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I'd have made him lick it off
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What age approx. and why did he target your car??

A class act by yourself after catching the filthy ***** though I don't think I could compose such restraint after something like that...
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Must have been about 12 years old. Best thing is his mum rang to tell him to come home for dinner while he was wiping it off my car. Told him to tell her what he did! He told her straight. Not seen him today. Prob grounded/buried.

I think he did it out of boredom. Only weirdo's and dogs play with poo though
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Classic! Sorry to hear about your car getting done over but at least you caught the little bugger at it!

Did you ask him why he did it?
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12 tear old running round with his own mobile?
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How do you know it was dog poo ????
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Be prepared for a visit from plod. You are probably guilty of assault.

I know, I know, swift 'clip on the ear justice - job done etc. but unfortunately life ain't like that any more...and as soon as the wee scrote gets home and tells his pa (suitably twisted to make you sound the hooligan) he'll be off to demand justice from plod...
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Not bothered in the slightest if the parents or plod arrive. Would welcome it. I have not done anything wrong!
Didn't touch the kid at all. Even gave him paper to wipe it off with!
Didn't even properly shout at him.

Still not seen him about though. Grounded well and truely
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How do you know it was dog poo ????
Tasted mildly of dog food
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Did the right thing buddy. I would of gone mad!
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Takes quite a bit to tip me over the edge. One or two people have seen me loose it but is very rare. Its not pretty!
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