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they're all friggin INSANE mad as badgers the lot of 'em
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nowt. just mad women everywhere
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Out with it Al. Your a well-known lover of the fairer sex so what's bumped your hump tonight?
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wives, other people's girlfriends, and long-lost lovers. bonkers, every last one of 'em
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None the wiser chap.

I expect Mrs Al might be a bit hormonal, but why the rest and what's the connection? Some or all of them had a pop at you?
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You know what they say:

"Can't live with 'em, Can't live with 'em!"

 
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mrs al very hormonal, decides to have a massive rant at me for spending an hour this evening at her brother's girlfriend's house fixing her computer. said girlfriend happened to engage in some weapons-grade and wholly inappropriate (but quite exciting) flirting - not that mrs al knows anything about that - then a girl i "knew" at uni decides to message me on facebook. nothing wrong with that in itself but to say that i haven't even heard her name in 14 years she picked a bloody great time to message me - with a hormonal mrs al sitting next to me watching what i was reading on t'internet

mrs al now in bed, al in doghouse with beer in hand. B0LL0CKS!!!!!!!!!!!

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You know what they say:

"Can't live with 'em, Can't live with 'em!"

Nearly....

It should be "Can't live with 'em, can't kill the b*tches"

I don't mean that ladies. I love you all.
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It's the huffy bed for you tonight mate.
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You know what they say:

"Can't live with 'em, Can't live with 'em!"

and you're not allowed to kill them either, apparently
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allegedly

i agree though with the sentiment (and daughters are BY FAR the worst)

tears are the starting point
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mrs al very hormonal, decides to have a massive rant at me for spending an hour this evening at her brother's girlfriend's house fixing her computer. said girlfriend happened to engage in some weapons-grade and wholly inappropriate (but quite exciting) flirting - not that mrs al knows anything about that - then a girl i "knew" at uni decides to message me on facebook. nothing wrong with that in itself but to say that i haven't even heard her name in 14 years she picked a bloody great time to message me - with a hormonal mrs al sitting next to me watching what i was reading on t'internet

mrs al now in bed, al in doghouse with beer in hand. B0LL0CKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh crikey Al! You've already got a couple of sproglets so you should have been well-prepped for that.

I guess her brother's girlfriend is on the pleasant side of the looks' line? And you volunteered to walk into that minefield, unaccompanied whilst hormonal MrsAls little green monster is at home taking steroids and speed? She suspects you'd flirt - even without proof - and you did it anyway. "Innocent" or not - it's guilt in the mind of a woman because she knows you were playing away in your mind if not in fact.

Then even talking to an old flame when she is feeling all unattractive and "hors de combat" as it were.


Mate - you should have seen that one coming. I strongly suggest an abject apology now. Flowers of the extravagant kind tomorrow. An attentive time with her tomorrow - with abundant, genuine compliments on her attractiveness, preferably get a sitter in and take her off for a meal or quiet drink somewhere you won't be distracted.

You must remind her she is the only one. That or stay in the dog-house.


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hey - don't be surprised

it takes a Chernobyl type Sarcophogus of 30 feet reinforced concrete before any current partner will consider any ex as defintely off limits. And even then only if they are certified as dead.




and on another continent.
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at least on another continent
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feeling the need to defend womankind.......
 
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You'd best hang onto yer borrocks matey cos it doesn't sound like Mrs Al's going anywhere near them in the near future



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hey - don't be surprised

it takes a Chernobyl type Sarcophogus of 30 feet reinforced concrete before any current partner will consider any ex as defintely off limits. And even then only if they are certified as dead.




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Exactly. And they'd still want a second opinion they were dead.

Why? They know you fancied them at some point. They ignore the fact that the relationship failed. The girl may have been madder than a box of frogs and psycho with it but MrsAl sees THREAT.
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feeling the need to defend womankind.......
What's to defend? It's perfectly natural but blokes are too thick to think the same way.
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Exactly. And they'd still want a second opinion they were dead.

Why? They know you fancied them at some point. They ignore the fact that the relationship failed. The girl may have been madder than a box of frogs and psycho with it but MrsAl sees THREAT.
so true


because the attraction was essentially physical which means it persists


so the women are actually right

because we'd still go with the maddoes, yeah?
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Good luck mate

Months o' this ahead of you.
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Oh crikey Al! You've already got a couple of sproglets so you should have been well-prepped for that.

I guess her brother's girlfriend is on the pleasant side of the looks' line? And you volunteered to walk into that minefield, unaccompanied whilst hormonal MrsAls little green monster is at home taking steroids and speed? She suspects you'd flirt - even without proof - and you did it anyway. "Innocent" or not - it's guilt in the mind of a woman because she knows you were playing away in your mind if not in fact.

Then even talking to an old flame when she is feeling all unattractive and hors de combat as it were.


Mate - you should have seen that one coming. I strongly suggest an abject apology now. Flowers of the extravagant kind tomorrow. An attentive time with her tomorrow - with abundant, genuine compliments on her attractiveness, preferably get a sitter in and take her off for a meal or quiet drink somewhere you won't be distracted.
or maybe i'll just hide at work i'm not doing the apology thing as that's an admission of guilt, and technically i've done nothing wrong. plus the flirty girlfriend has said she'll pop by my office for a cuppa next week dressed in full nurse gear and i'm not jeopardising that for the world

as for the facebook girl well there's nothing i could've done about that - she messaged me out of the blue but crikey talk about worst possible timing...
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