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Yesterday paid £60 for an interim valet on the bella...all pretty & shiney. Just looked outa the window and a flying rat has **** all down the passenger door Gonna get me a Holland & Holland and sit on the roof waiting for the b*s*ards
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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh

Exactly the same happened to me.

Got the car all clean and sparkly at the weekend... yesterday pigeon ****.

Very annoying.
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A pigeon once shat on me through an open window whilst I was sitting in the passenger seat of my friends Z3. A good shot I say. My friend was p*ssing herself I saved her seats getting it!

To be honest if I were a pigeon I'd s**t on peoples newly cleaned cars for a laugh. There's not much else to do apart from puffing your chest out and looking for cold chips.
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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh

As the old football song goes (tune of Bring back My Bonny to me)

If I had the wings of an eagle
And the bloody great arse of a crow
I'd fly right over [insert location of rivals here]
And &%$* on the *£$^$£"s below
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'S**t on th Villa, s**t on the villa tonight ooh ah ah'

You can probably guess who I support from that
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Re: Aaaaaaarrrrggggghhhhh

I had my car professionally done on Sunday. Today I have just gone to get something out the boot only to find that the kind seagulls have crapped all over my windscreen...

WTF are seagulls doing in South London I will never know.
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