Yesterday paid £60 for an interim valet on the bella...all pretty & shiney. Just looked outa the window and a flying rat has **** all down the passenger door Gonna get me a Holland & Holland and sit on the roof waiting for the b*s*ards
A pigeon once shat on me through an open window whilst I was sitting in the passenger seat of my friends Z3. A good shot I say. My friend was p*ssing herself laughing...plus I saved her seats getting it!
To be honest if I were a pigeon I'd s**t on peoples newly cleaned cars for a laugh. There's not much else to do apart from puffing your chest out and looking for cold chips.