AO Platinum Member
Join Date: May 2013
County: Phnom Penh
Guess how much....
.... I paid for this.
I don’t know how much you paid for it and I mostly don’t care. The fact that you’re asking me to guess means that the answer is going to be a surprise doesn’t it you tedious oik? I guessing from your smug tone that you paid less than list price or market value so, unless I’m really lucky, I doubt I’ll be able to guess. Furthermore, to try to guess would only encourage your irritating, childish attempt at turning my life into that of a daytime TV gameshow contestant. If you wish to boast about how cheaply you purchased whatever consumer good you have bought, just do so. I don’t give a **** anyway so the shorter conversation will save us both some time.
If, in future, you ask me to guess how much you paid, the conversation will go like this:
Idiot: “Guess how much I paid for this”
Me: (Yawns) “Don’t know”
Idiot: “Have a guess”
Me: (Rolls eyes) “1p”
Idiot: “Guess again”
Me: “OK. A million pounds”
Idiot: “Have a proper guess”
Me: (Tuts) “Ok. 2p”
Idiot: “No, have a real guess”
Me: “Nine hundred and ninety nine pounds and ninety nine pence”.
Idiot: “No have a prop…ow! Why have you hit me with an axe?”
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