I've let someones tyres down!
Well, I've been threatening to do it for ages. Theres a useless bint who lives two doors up from me that absolutely cannot park. If theres a space outside for one car, she parks in it at a 45 degree angle and other cars struggle to get past as a result. If theres space for two or more cars, then she will park in the middle of the space so that nobody can park in front or behind her.
I live in a street where parking is difficult but, under normal circumstances, if everyone plays the game and parks fairly(but not too) close to one another, we all fit in.
I have asked this brainless oik to move several times and even offered, in the politest way possible, to show her how to park properly but this has fallen on deaf ears.
Today was the final straw. It was heaving with rain and I was just coming down the street with the kids in the car and she sailed into two and a half car lengths of space outside my house. I asked her, again politely, if she would mind moving back a bit so I could get my car in and she didn't even acknowledge my presence. Cow!!
So, I parked in the next street, forcing me to walk my 4 and 2 year old boys round to the house in the pouring rain. I got them inside safely and then went outside and deflated all four of her tyres.
I have been nothing but reasonable with this fat, annoying, rude cow of a girl and had nothing but rudeness and ignorance in return. So now that I've failed in trying to be a good neighbour has failed, I have decided to become a nasty one.
Rant over. Have I been naughty and over-stepped the mark???